Around Pick up lines

The best Around pick up lines

Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Aurosonic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Hey girl, do you know any good bakeries around?

Because I've been looking for a cutie pie like you :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Viciousvitt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Do you know if there are any cops around?

*Cause Iโ€™m about to steal your heart.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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My dick is like the universe when I'm around you

It's constantly expanding
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fan-of-you
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEAnonymously
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, I donโ€™t see any Pokรฉmon around...

but I caught some feelings for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thecasperboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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On our first date I will take you to the moon, spin you around the equator and tap on that lunar surface.

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Himi1896
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OldieVonMoldy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Out of all the chicks around the world

you're the only one who's do-able
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ashutthefuckup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JehonX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Being around you is turning me into a cannibal

Because I think you're a SNACK~
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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Do you know if there are any police around?

'Cause I'm about to steal your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/araitisaname
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ixaruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, you're the only star I know.

Because my whole world revolves around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chitti_chitti
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl are you 3.141592653589?

Because whenever Iโ€™m around you I feel irrational
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Theryansmith19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Iโ€™m gonna keep it real with you,

Iโ€™d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we donโ€™t have time for that. So whatโ€™s up? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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I've been around the world...

And my favourite place is by your side
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Are you the national grid of Pakistan?

Because I keep trippin' whenever I'm around you. Just can't keep my eyes off of you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomacc12345ount
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

but just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stankycarrot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

Youโ€™re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if youโ€™re interested.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SharpestofCheddars
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Trey_way27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/boopydoopybop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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I may not be the best looking guy around here

But im the only one talking to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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I think Iโ€™m allergic to you

Whenever youโ€™re around, my dick starts to swell.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eristical
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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You know it's really nice to see you around

Come on now, unzip your pants and get down - Day 63
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Hey girl, are you sun?

Cause I feel warm when I m around you. (Or ,,cause u re hot")
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RainyB0w
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Hey, are you an HTTP?

Because I feel insecure around you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BillCipherInMySoup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/golpanda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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You must be my coronary artery

because youโ€™re wrapped around my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/i_harry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cesticles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sai69meme
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WulfTyger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/raun_adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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Roses are Red and itโ€™s stem is Thorny.

When Iโ€™m around you, you make me really horny.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.

Long and hard ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/K-wis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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girl its a miracle that galileo never found

cos if he did he would say the earth revolves around you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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Iโ€™d be prey if you were an invasive species

That way youโ€™ll flourish as long as Iโ€™m around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Are your arms made of rope?

Because I want them wrapped around me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kaizo_Dread
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yuh_best_dan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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I think I'm allergic to you...

Whenever you're around, my face becomes reddish
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Hey girl are you the sun? โ˜€๏ธ

Cuz my whole world revolves around you ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jango671
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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are you the ice age babyโ€™s neck?

because I really wanna but my hands around you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcfallen_420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time 2) Because I want you to choke me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/naamoos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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Hey girl, are you the sun?

*Cause my whole world revolves around you*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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Hey girl is your name saturn

Coz I would like to put a ring around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/locus0016
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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Hey Girl are you the Ac

Coz you always give me chills when around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/frostinsunlight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/enslavvedopinnon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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I think Iโ€™m allergic to you

Because whenever Iโ€™m around you my heart beats 10 times faster
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jords4803
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesnโ€™t work out you just find an even worse guy!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MIKEY_VEE123youandME
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Corny but it worked on me!

(Usually best done around lunch time) * drop sugar packet * * tap girl on shoulder * "Hey, you dropped your name tag" and give her the suger ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rashmichele
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Hey girl are you my leg hair?

because youโ€™re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people donโ€™t know Iโ€™m gay
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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Girl I love music and I loved rock

But now I just want those lips around my cock
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Argon018
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Memesaremylife232
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Do you know what dog shit and you have in common?

I always know when your around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Platypussys
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Girl I'm jealous of your shirt

Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gwhite305
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I feel like a mosquito in August around you

Because Iโ€™ve got you hot and bothered.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Want to know why you are like Covid?

Because you make me feel dirty and dangerous when I'm around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BoredMindless
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muckrak3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Roses are red, my face is, too.

That only happens when I'm around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CheeseTheFox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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Hey girl, do you have COVID-19?

Cause Iโ€™m out of breath when Iโ€™m around you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zakchihab
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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Cherries are red, my face is too...

But only when I'm around you ๐Ÿฅฐ - Day 42
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

because I bust everytime I'm around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notlqke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Girl You're like my Blanket...

Cause I feel warm and cozy when you're around me ๐Ÿฅฐ - day 39
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Dam girl are you fluorine?

Because you make everything around you positive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JermeyFisher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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Is your hand a noose?

Because I want it around my neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rrryzka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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