Stroke Pick up lines

The best Stroke pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
👤︎ u/CrypticNobody
📅︎ Dec 01
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN
📅︎ Feb 16
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
👤︎ u/Not-Your-Dad-
📅︎ Nov 28
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Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.
👤︎ u/smithsbha
📅︎ Nov 29
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Might just be the stroke talking,

But I can't feel my face when im with you, and I love it.
👤︎ u/BigB133
📅︎ Mar 10
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
👤︎ u/jedy2200
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey Girl, can I be your cholesterol?

I just wanna give you strokes
👤︎ u/ClassicKeys
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hypothetically if I was Cameron Boyce...

Would u lemme stroke?
👤︎ u/PYM0711
📅︎ Jan 11
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Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.
👤︎ u/MembersOnlySupreme
📅︎ May 01
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