Tall Pick up lines

The best Tall pick up lines

Girl, there’s a reason im not tall

God put the inches in the wrong place ;)
👤︎ u/RoofTheOof
📅︎ Nov 04
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She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.
👤︎ u/KalluMemer
📅︎ Dec 02
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Hey, girl, you are so tall

I bet your lips taste as sweet as Sugarcane!
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 03
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Him: How tall are you?

Her: blah blah.... Him: oh wow, you would fit perfectly into my life
👤︎ u/tobeortobeme
📅︎ Mar 09
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*only works on tall girls* Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush
👤︎ u/sir-sillywilly
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
👤︎ u/clubby_21
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you 18228ft tall?

Because you're way out of my league. (1 league = 18,228.3465 feet)
👤︎ u/Jeearr
📅︎ Jul 05
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Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.
👤︎ u/spicyameatball
📅︎ Jun 03
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