Toaster Pick up lines

The best Toaster pick up lines

What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster
👤︎ u/Belugaboy_
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once
👤︎ u/mooregray31
📅︎ Jan 06
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cuz I really wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/lukiefet
📅︎ Feb 05
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.
👤︎ u/zapsta09
📅︎ Dec 16
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

cause all I wanna do is get in a tub with you
👤︎ u/is16c
📅︎ Feb 02
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Cause i wanna take a bath with you.
👤︎ u/not_part_time_ninja
📅︎ Oct 24
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
👤︎ u/kruziiksil
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
👤︎ u/ELAmentsICE
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
👤︎ u/N1ll3R5
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
👤︎ u/Shaturo123
📅︎ Sep 14
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Coz a bath with you will surely send me to heaven
👤︎ u/DeepxMarcus
📅︎ Dec 17
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What do you and a toaster have in common?

I'd like both of you to join me in the bath
👤︎ u/mrjamsons
📅︎ Nov 04
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to get in a bathtub with you.
👤︎ u/raj-wav
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hey girl, are you a toaster

Cause I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/HeatedToaster123
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey are you a toaster?

Cause I want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/karl--barx
📅︎ Sep 18
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hey, are you a toaster?

cause i want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/victimofscottstotts
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??
👤︎ u/locus0016
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/Frog_Toothpaste
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/Frog_Toothpaste
📅︎ Sep 14
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cuz a bath with you would send me straight to heaven
👤︎ u/suittclass
📅︎ Nov 14
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Girl are you a toaster

Cruz I'd love to take a bath with you ',:)
👤︎ u/dont_no_me
📅︎ May 15
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

Cause I’m trynna put a finger in that.
👤︎ u/Rookyyyy
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/mintberrybrunch
📅︎ Jun 24
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Hey are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/da_Last_Mohican
📅︎ Dec 03
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hey baby are you a toaster?

because I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/akj104
📅︎ Feb 05
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Damn girl, are you a toaster?

Cause I really want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/supernerd13
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey, girl, are you a toaster?

'cause I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/mike_KING6
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/Catfish--billy--Fan
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey Girl Are You A Toaster?

Because I Want To Get In A Bath With You ;)
👤︎ u/_MattMartini_
📅︎ Sep 12
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Hey are you a toaster??

Cause I want to put a fork in you while you’re turned on
👤︎ u/seanwatson41
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you a toaster

cause i’m just sitting here waiting for your bread
👤︎ u/SmilingFlameYT
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to bathe with you.
👤︎ u/lukeveertje
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

Cause I want some toast
👤︎ u/sick0bamba
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

Because I want to put my dick in you. (Not a great pickup line but my girlfriend liked it)
👤︎ u/the_big_round_donut
📅︎ Jun 30
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Hey girl are you a toaster

Cause I want to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/Frog_Toothpaste
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey baby, are you a toaster?

Because I want to take a bath with you.
👤︎ u/Is_A_Healer
📅︎ May 05
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Damn girl, are you a toaster?

Because I’m down to take a bath with you ;)
👤︎ u/DreDin556
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I wanna stab you with a fork while you're turned on
👤︎ u/jamesp4275
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/SquidSh0t
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey are you a toaster?

Cause i’d love to take a bath with you
👤︎ u/bootlegTrunks
📅︎ Aug 24
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Because i wanna put my d*ck in you
👤︎ u/HadeszK
📅︎ Sep 16
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You’re my little toaster strudel

A delicious warm snack that’s gonna be covered in my special frosting.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Feb 01
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So baby hold me Closer

In the bathtub with a toaster. Or whatever the chainsmokers said
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey baby are you a toaster

because I want you in my bathtub.
👤︎ u/_kingcobraa_
📅︎ Nov 09
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just thinking bout it

hey are u a toaster in my bathtub because u light me up
👤︎ u/bellahasdirtypanties
📅︎ Jun 13
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Hey girl are you a bath?

Because i want to have a toaster with you. Damn i messed it up again
👤︎ u/CavoTheCat
📅︎ Feb 25
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