Toe Pick up lines

The best Toe pick up lines

You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
👤︎ u/DailyRepostPost
📅︎ Nov 21
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Bot_158
📅︎ Nov 02
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because I just know that by the end of the night I’m going to bang you on the table.
👤︎ u/0m3gaMan5513
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl, you remind me of my toes.

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Feb 02
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 22
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I hope you stub your toe today

So I can kiss it 😘
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Dec 16
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What do you and my pinky toe have in common?

I’d bang you at the edge of my bed from time to time.
👤︎ u/Tcatxeno
📅︎ Nov 12
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You’re like my little toe

because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
👤︎ u/SciBman
📅︎ Oct 27
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Damn girl, are you my toe?

I would sure like to bang you on the table while screaming
👤︎ u/asdgabor
📅︎ Sep 22
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Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!
👤︎ u/TwistedTarzan
📅︎ Mar 18
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You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 17
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You remind me of a pinky toe

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/hendndns
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
👤︎ u/Phant00n
📅︎ Jul 09
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid
👤︎ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
👤︎ u/Memesaremylife232
📅︎ May 18
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You remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!
👤︎ u/pablo_chocobar_
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Armandsss
📅︎ Dec 19
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shoulders, knees, and toes

i’ll give you the head later
👤︎ u/Man_Of_Vs
📅︎ Jun 06
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Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
👤︎ u/howareya79
📅︎ Dec 26
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Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
👤︎ u/jonathanharbin82
📅︎ Jan 12
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Are you a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

Cause I'd love to do some X rated stuff with you
👤︎ u/SaberToothBraden
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/XxRiceEater123xX
📅︎ Nov 05
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
👤︎ u/erikerik1634
📅︎ Jan 05
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Are you my toe pinky?

Because I want to bang you on every furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/utk47
📅︎ Nov 04
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I wish you were my toe

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Msur69
📅︎ Apr 16
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You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/albanyfunny420
📅︎ Jun 05
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You remind me of my pinky toe...

...you're short, cute and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight
👤︎ u/LordChaos404
📅︎ Feb 11
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Are you my little toe?

Because I can myself banging you.
👤︎ u/MuffinzZ291
📅︎ Jun 21
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You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.
👤︎ u/Ken-and-barbie-que
📅︎ Apr 23
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My toe, my thumb and you

Three things I will bang on the coffee table.
👤︎ u/Sc3ptilium
📅︎ Apr 17
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Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.
👤︎ u/Thep00psm1th
📅︎ Jun 29
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Can you be my little toe?

Cause i would bang you on the corner of the table
👤︎ u/Felixp77
📅︎ Jul 04
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You remind me of my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later.
👤︎ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
📅︎ Mar 07
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Your nickname pinkie toe?

Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SMMOO
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/the_hendog
📅︎ Jan 20
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You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later
👤︎ u/lol-im-trash
📅︎ Sep 17
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Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.
👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal
📅︎ Sep 20
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You remind me of my little toe...

cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/mnafricano
📅︎ Nov 12
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You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/hidayatbulla
📅︎ Jun 16
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Are you my pinky toe?

because I want to slam you into all my furniture.
👤︎ u/XxZombGuyxX
📅︎ Nov 09
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Imma do you like my pinky toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/donut_kreemed
📅︎ Jul 06
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What do you say to an Irish biology student?

Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!
👤︎ u/Jonte2003k
📅︎ May 29
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Girl you remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause tonight when I take you home I'm gonna smash you on my coffee table.
👤︎ u/thegingakid
📅︎ Apr 18
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Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have
👤︎ u/Deniz105
📅︎ Apr 12
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I wish you were my little toe...

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/Onceuponashotglass
📅︎ Nov 21
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This one's a banger...😏

Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch. (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)
👤︎ u/NeatoGeeko
📅︎ Jul 06
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I like my men like I like my shoes

With my toes inside of them.
👤︎ u/LionVenom10
📅︎ Mar 14
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Interesting title indeed

You remind me of my pinky toe... Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.
👤︎ u/Gorzka_noc
📅︎ Jan 30
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