Sub Pick up lines

The best Sub pick up lines

I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Jun 12
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This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.
📅︎ May 03
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Are you possessed? Because...

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te...cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare...Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis...Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine...quem inferi tremunt...Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
📅︎ Oct 30
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I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl are you a youtuber with over 100k subs

Cuz I wanna sponsor you
📅︎ Nov 30
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Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.
📅︎ Aug 25
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Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.
👤︎ u/Carapuceau
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey baby, are you a sub?

‘Cause I bet you’d like my meat inside of you.
👤︎ u/rryan0
📅︎ Jun 09
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[PSA] Stop posting on r/Godtierpickuplines

The mods there manipulate stickying posts to get more upvotes on their own god-tier pickup lines. They're a bunch of douchebags for doing that and their sub is not worth your time. Also, by extension, please stop tagging it here.
📅︎ Jul 07
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Help asking her to be my Gf

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys
📅︎ Jan 29
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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Pickup line for ______

This sub has really changed (and not for the better).
📅︎ Jul 25
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Rant: on actuall using these lines

I keep seeing people asking for a "pickup line for someone named ____". Don't. Stop. You wanna know a good pickup line? "Hey, do you wanna go to lunch/go to dinner/get some coffee/see a game of roller derby with me?" So much better. Don't actually try to use the pickup lines on this sub. They won't work.
👤︎ u/lordberric
📅︎ Aug 14
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Does nobody else think pick up lines using someones name is an awful idea?

It's about half the stuff on this sub, and honestly either the person has heard it before, or it will be unnoriginal and boring.
📅︎ Aug 13
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Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.
👤︎ u/D34DM4N1989
📅︎ Jun 16
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