Underwear Pick up lines

The best Underwear pick up lines

Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
👤︎ u/PointedPaladin
📅︎ Jan 07
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Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.
👤︎ u/knigf
📅︎ Dec 01
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My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Sep 30
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Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/OLD_stickyGummybear
📅︎ Jun 03
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Hey girl, are you my underwear?

Because I want to put my cock in you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 08
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Are you my underwear?

Cause I don’t wanna be into you for long.
👤︎ u/scalbino
📅︎ Mar 06
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
👤︎ u/Bugbee22
📅︎ Mar 08
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My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.
👤︎ u/parquinnien
📅︎ Aug 23
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Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...

It's not between my teeth
👤︎ u/bleachboy004
📅︎ Aug 08
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"Are you wearing underwear?"

"Oh well then my watch (or phone) is fifteen minutes fast."
👤︎ u/levi_spinny
📅︎ Jun 30
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her: 'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear' she: 'But I am' you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'
👤︎ u/denstreef
📅︎ Aug 27
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