Uranus Pick up lines

The best Uranus pick up lines

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus Awesome, huh?
👤︎ u/SUPERN0V4_
📅︎ Oct 15
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How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
👤︎ u/someonefinaly
📅︎ Jan 28
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Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Apr 23
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Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus
👤︎ u/Not-a-Noob-Gamer
📅︎ Dec 28
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I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus
👤︎ u/F3Y_X
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 18
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There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/da_pro_guy
📅︎ Jun 17
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
👤︎ u/Nielot_
📅︎ Jul 30
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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
👤︎ u/Rash10games
📅︎ May 30
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Hey girl are you a spacecraft?

Cause I want you take me to uranus
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 26
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Do you have planet insurance?

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
📅︎ Feb 22
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Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/IlliteratScribe
📅︎ Dec 12
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If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.
👤︎ u/rizqallah
📅︎ Mar 26
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I can’t wait until Elon makes interplanetary travel accessible to the masses.

‘Cause I want to explore Uranus
👤︎ u/BigChree2407
📅︎ Feb 12
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What is your favourite planet?

Mine is definitely Uranus
👤︎ u/Parakeimenos
📅︎ Apr 03
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I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)
👤︎ u/crumbs2k12
📅︎ Mar 31
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Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.
👤︎ u/iseekformeeseek
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you in astrology?

Because I am trying to make it to uranus
👤︎ u/aka_Cringelord
📅︎ Sep 15
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I know I'm not an astronaut...

But I'd love to visit uranus
👤︎ u/crumbs2k12
📅︎ Mar 02
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I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up

Because I get a higher chance of exporing Uranus
👤︎ u/Akatsuki_Requiem
📅︎ Feb 05
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I must be the solar system

Because I need Uranus
👤︎ u/gongonegonzo
📅︎ Nov 23
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
👤︎ u/be4stdoc91
📅︎ Mar 06
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
👤︎ u/xXkatokamXx
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus
👤︎ u/MONKEEYBOY04
📅︎ Oct 11
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I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
📅︎ Sep 05
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You know what planet I want to go to

Uranus
👤︎ u/Sponge-Robbert
📅︎ Nov 22
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There’s only gonna be 7 planets tonight...

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/jewishwhiteperson
📅︎ May 07
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Are you into astrology?

Cause I want to go to Uranus
👤︎ u/DascrambledEgg
📅︎ Jul 14
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Do you enjoy studying the planets

Because I want to touch on Uranus
👤︎ u/Harry_Dicksinsider
📅︎ Jun 11
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There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
📅︎ Mar 06
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Girl you make me want go to outer space

Straight to Uranus
👤︎ u/JasterRogue21
📅︎ Dec 15
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Your ass is so far outta this world

It should could be called Uranus
👤︎ u/themisdirectedcoral
📅︎ May 29
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i think im top man from mega man three...

because i wanna explore uranus
👤︎ u/reeree2131
📅︎ Apr 13
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Hello! I’m an astronaut

And my next mission is to explore uranus
👤︎ u/nicht-deutsch
📅︎ Jan 16
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Are you into astrology?

because I wanna go into UrAnus
👤︎ u/ChungusMaximus69
📅︎ Feb 24
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Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.
👤︎ u/supremecippy
📅︎ May 29
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If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus
👤︎ u/ThinkOutsideTheTV
📅︎ Mar 31
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If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/AshyBoneVR4
📅︎ May 18
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There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.
👤︎ u/MooTheWhiteCow
📅︎ Nov 02
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Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/vaughisa
📅︎ Apr 15
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Hey girl do you have a telescope?

Im tryna see uranus
👤︎ u/Aclittlebro
📅︎ May 28
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There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus
👤︎ u/TheLordNepture
📅︎ Jun 11
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If i was an astronaut....

My first mission would be to Uranus (;
👤︎ u/Hippieboy699
📅︎ Mar 08
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If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus
👤︎ u/zw3den
📅︎ Jun 21
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Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow?

Because tonight I'm going to destroy Uranus.
👤︎ u/CaptainRon19
📅︎ Apr 26
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