Wet Pick up lines

The best Wet pick up lines

Weiners are long, Pussies are wet

im not wrong, wanna bet?
👤︎ u/iratherb
📅︎ Feb 06
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Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet
👤︎ u/fuckaduck009
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey are you an umbrella?

Cause when I’m wet I wanna get under you
👤︎ u/mcsabas
📅︎ Feb 12
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Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Jan 25
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
👤︎ u/lapinkumbrella
📅︎ Dec 10
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
👤︎ u/itratjameel
📅︎ Jan 06
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Are you a pile of dirty dishes?

Cause I wanna get wet and do you
👤︎ u/DeliaPlaysMinecraft
📅︎ Jan 27
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You remind me of a snowflake

You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Jan 12
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Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !
👤︎ u/ouihrani
📅︎ May 29
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Damn girl are you wet cement

Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you
👤︎ u/amowdy
📅︎ May 19
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Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet
👤︎ u/gamiGai
📅︎ Apr 16
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I'm not water but I can make you wet

waterr
👤︎ u/Shodie69
📅︎ May 20
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Are you the oxygen to my hydrogen?

'cause when we are together, we get wet.
👤︎ u/nicekid4815
📅︎ Oct 25
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Im like a firefighter

I find you hot and leave you wet
👤︎ u/dreamerz__
📅︎ Jul 02
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I like my women like my socks

Wet
👤︎ u/heyboiiiiiiiiii
📅︎ Nov 15
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Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon
👤︎ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
📅︎ Sep 29
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He we should totally take a shower together sometime

So you're the the only thing making me wet
👤︎ u/ur_mom_and_joe
📅︎ Dec 11
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I'm like a firefighter...

I find you smokin and leave you wet
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 10
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I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
👤︎ u/whypranav
📅︎ Nov 25
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My pussy is like the weather

When it gets wet you should come inside
👤︎ u/itsszeke
📅︎ Apr 15
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are you my swim shorts?

bc i want to get inside you and get you wet
👤︎ u/lenchil10
📅︎ Oct 26
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Consider me a firefighter!

I find you hot and I leave you wet
👤︎ u/pablo_chocobar_
📅︎ Apr 21
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I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..
👤︎ u/lifehater3000
📅︎ Sep 03
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Wanna role play? I’ll be Tropical Storm Beta and you can be Houston

Cause you’ll be wet when I come
👤︎ u/cozyozzy
📅︎ Sep 23
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Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 21
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Damn bro, are you a swimming pool?

Cuz you really know how to make me wet.
👤︎ u/KenWolf69
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you Martin Luther Queen

Cuz I have a wet dream
👤︎ u/bun93
📅︎ Aug 01
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Baby are you amphibious?

Because you just made me wet.
👤︎ u/noratis_hoc_69
📅︎ Feb 02
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Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 15
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Hey girl, are you my carpet?

Because I will always get you wet
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 10
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*Spills water on lady*

I see you're quite wet, I tend to have that effect on women.
👤︎ u/Revibes
📅︎ Nov 15
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Are you a plug socket?

Because i want to make you wet till theres sparks
👤︎ u/ALostPotat
📅︎ Apr 20
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Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.
👤︎ u/scholastastic
📅︎ Oct 10
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Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess
👤︎ u/Snack-Bandit
📅︎ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
👤︎ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
📅︎ Mar 16
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You are my sunshine but

You're also my rainstorm because you make me hella wet ❤
👤︎ u/Legally_Pumpkin
📅︎ Aug 13
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Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.
👤︎ u/Abrasi
📅︎ Apr 26
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
👤︎ u/MixSaffron
📅︎ Mar 31
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They call me Firefighter

Because I find them hot and leave them wet.
👤︎ u/XersesD
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
👤︎ u/-Parasitic-
📅︎ Feb 03
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Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you. It’ll be in-tent-s.
👤︎ u/i-am-cookie-monster
📅︎ Feb 29
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Hey boy, are you a rug?

Cause I want to rub you whenever I get wet..
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Jan 21
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Oct 15
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You May call me firefighter

cuz i find you hot and will leave you wet
👤︎ u/reimal
📅︎ Nov 28
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Tell her to ask you if you're a towel...

Say yes cause I'd like to be on you when your wet
👤︎ u/Woolfy321
📅︎ Dec 17
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Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day
👤︎ u/thomas-rousseau
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey girl are you a bathtub?

because I want to get naked, get inside of you, then get all wet :)
👤︎ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
📅︎ Sep 10
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Help! You’re so hot that you just turned me into a cloud.

Now, I’m high and wet.
👤︎ u/Megaminds-Forhead
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey, are you a water fountain?

Because I'm wet around you
👤︎ u/TristanBerlak
📅︎ Jan 10
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Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet
👤︎ u/mini_taxi
📅︎ Feb 20
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They say im a firefighter

Because i find them hot and leave them wet
👤︎ u/wskk25
📅︎ Aug 19
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Wanna see a magic trick

It's not raining outside.. but i can make you wet.
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Oct 24
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Lick your fingerprint

And touch her shirt and say “We should get you home and out of those wet clothes”
👤︎ u/jack195103
📅︎ Sep 29
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are you today's date?

because the whole subreddit I wetting their pants about this one.
👤︎ u/cw87461
📅︎ Oct 10
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Boy, are you a fountain?

Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.
👤︎ u/Pinkalicious100
📅︎ Jun 16
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Hey baby are you my inner leg sweat

Because you make me wet(or moist depending on the situation).
👤︎ u/wwweeewwwwwww
📅︎ Oct 10
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Can I be your Water Temple?

Because I want to make you lose your mind as you get wet
👤︎ u/lunarshade96
📅︎ Aug 04
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I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate..

'Cause if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive
👤︎ u/zulmii
📅︎ Jun 09
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Are you a stack of dirty dishes

Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)
👤︎ u/Supream-potato
📅︎ Apr 30
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Just so you know, I’m a firefighter.

I get things wet.
👤︎ u/AZtralStaR
📅︎ Sep 05
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I think I’m your saxophone reed because

You make me wet
👤︎ u/MintsAreFresh
📅︎ Nov 26
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I know why they call it a beaver

Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.
👤︎ u/mad_like_hatter
📅︎ Nov 16
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
👤︎ u/Rainkk
📅︎ Mar 21
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Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.
👤︎ u/NotRandomness
📅︎ Mar 31
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