Wet Pick up lines

The best Wet pick up lines

Weiners are long, Pussies are wet

im not wrong, wanna bet?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iratherb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuckaduck009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Hey are you an umbrella?

Cause when I’m wet I wanna get under you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcsabas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adarsh0504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lapinkumbrella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itratjameel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you a pile of dirty dishes?

Cause I wanna get wet and do you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeliaPlaysMinecraft
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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You remind me of a snowflake

You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouihrani
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Damn girl are you wet cement

Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amowdy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamiGai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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I'm not water but I can make you wet

waterr
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shodie69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Are you the oxygen to my hydrogen?

'cause when we are together, we get wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nicekid4815
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Im like a firefighter

I find you hot and leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamerz__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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I like my women like my socks

Wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyboiiiiiiiiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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He we should totally take a shower together sometime

So you're the the only thing making me wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ur_mom_and_joe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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I'm like a firefighter...

I find you smokin and leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whypranav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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My pussy is like the weather

When it gets wet you should come inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsszeke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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are you my swim shorts?

bc i want to get inside you and get you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lenchil10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Consider me a firefighter!

I find you hot and I leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifehater3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Wanna role play? I’ll be Tropical Storm Beta and you can be Houston

Cause you’ll be wet when I come
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cozyozzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Damn bro, are you a swimming pool?

Cuz you really know how to make me wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KenWolf69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you Martin Luther Queen

Cuz I have a wet dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bun93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Baby are you amphibious?

Because you just made me wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noratis_hoc_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazereye323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Hey girl, are you my carpet?

Because I will always get you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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*Spills water on lady*

I see you're quite wet, I tend to have that effect on women.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Revibes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Are you a plug socket?

Because i want to make you wet till theres sparks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ALostPotat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scholastastic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snack-Bandit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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You are my sunshine but

You're also my rainstorm because you make me hella wet ❀
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Legally_Pumpkin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abrasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MixSaffron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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They call me Firefighter

Because I find them hot and leave them wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XersesD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Parasitic-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you. It’ll be in-tent-s.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-am-cookie-monster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Hey boy, are you a rug?

Cause I want to rub you whenever I get wet..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bueduelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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You May call me firefighter

cuz i find you hot and will leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reimal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Tell her to ask you if you're a towel...

Say yes cause I'd like to be on you when your wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woolfy321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomas-rousseau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey girl are you a bathtub?

because I want to get naked, get inside of you, then get all wet :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Help! You’re so hot that you just turned me into a cloud.

Now, I’m high and wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Megaminds-Forhead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey, are you a water fountain?

Because I'm wet around you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TristanBerlak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mini_taxi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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They say im a firefighter

Because i find them hot and leave them wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wskk25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Wanna see a magic trick

It's not raining outside.. but i can make you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Lick your fingerprint

And touch her shirt and say β€œWe should get you home and out of those wet clothes”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jack195103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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are you today's date?

because the whole subreddit I wetting their pants about this one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cw87461
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Boy, are you a fountain?

Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pinkalicious100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Hey baby are you my inner leg sweat

Because you make me wet(or moist depending on the situation).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wwweeewwwwwww
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Can I be your Water Temple?

Because I want to make you lose your mind as you get wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lunarshade96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate..

'Cause if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zulmii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Are you a stack of dirty dishes

Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Supream-potato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Just so you know, I’m a firefighter.

I get things wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AZtralStaR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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I think I’m your saxophone reed because

You make me wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MintsAreFresh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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I know why they call it a beaver

Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mad_like_hatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rainkk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotRandomness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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