Which Pick up lines

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.

Which would you like to taste first?

leads to your heart?

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

Her: What is kisscost? Me: Free for you!

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

!!!!!

which do you prefer snickers or mms?

Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

Yours.

Hypoglossal nerve.

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.

Cuz i wanna raid you

but i will eat you.

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

I need the best, genuine pickup lines for Indians, in English or Hindi! Thank you!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality. But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act. But then again How you act is 33% of your personality. Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.

Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.

or maple syrup which can be guaranteed :))

Her: Which one? You: Your smile melts anyone in one sec

your music, or your lips.

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

Beside boobs, it is actually not that easy.

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

why not make it one more?

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

Cause daddy has an extra D in it The pick up like here is that the word dad has 2 Ds and the word Daddy has 3 Ds which is an extra D in it

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

which explains why I'm stalking you.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.

which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

I met this girl on tinder, her name is Stephanie and I promised her a clever pickupline in which I play with words, so I wanna do something with her name or the fact that she is a drummer, can someone please help me, i'm desperate Thank you, Nathan

Hello Redditors! I need a pickup line which contains the word easy - no restricitons about how had or good it is. Can you help me? Thanks!

As the title says. I can only think of Marley and me which is what everyone probably thinks of

Need some help.... My friend's name is Josie which is not so popular, she gets down about it sometimes. I'd like to cheer her up with a pick up line to boost her confidence.