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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
👤︎ u/celloninja7
📅︎ Apr 08
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You must be very tired

cause you've been running in my mind all day. *wipes face* take a seat here.
👤︎ u/eviilraj
📅︎ Jun 03
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*while having dinner/lunch*

Me: hey there's something close to your lips She:* *wipes* * is it gone ? Me: nop She: * *wipes again* * now? Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......
👤︎ u/ASPRCSS
📅︎ Nov 22
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