Worry Pick up lines

The best Worry pick up lines

Don’t worry, I’m a Christian.

I always say grace before eating girls out.
👤︎ u/4_20mbi3_4
📅︎ Sep 25
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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.
👤︎ u/AjeyKoushik
📅︎ Nov 07
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
👤︎ u/freezybot
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Don't worry if someone tries to kidnap you. Cause i asked you for Christmas.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Dec 26
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Heard you lost on your online game?

Don't worry, cuz u won my heart
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Jun 02
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On a scale of 0-100, you're 31...

But don't worry, we'll work something out to together for that 69 🤪 - Day 19
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 23
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Wanna watch some isney+

Don't worry about the D. You'll get that later.
👤︎ u/Weeb_Masta_Flex
📅︎ Nov 16
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You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys
👤︎ u/ThisNameIsNotCeative
📅︎ Oct 13
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 12
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People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?
👤︎ u/hopelessTed
📅︎ Mar 28
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On a scale of 100, you are a 31.

But don't worry. We can work together on the 69.
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey! I play Tetris a lot.

So, don't worry, I know all the right places and positions.
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Dec 17
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26" "oh I forgot U R A Q T" "That's still only 25?!?" "dont worry you'll get the D later"
👤︎ u/Darth_Grandma
📅︎ Aug 18
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
👤︎ u/brycep98
📅︎ Dec 18
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(Walks up to group of girls) hey ladies, you know how Steve Irwin died right?

Well no need to worry. I'm not aiming for your heart
👤︎ u/NickelbackFan2012
📅︎ Oct 12
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