You Pick up lines

The best You pick up lines

Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
👤︎ u/EVANTHETOON
📅︎ Feb 18
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Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're sodium fine
👤︎ u/azraell_
📅︎ Feb 19
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What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster
👤︎ u/Belugaboy_
📅︎ Feb 16
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
👤︎ u/Expensive_Session_92
📅︎ Feb 04
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You're a straight ten

on the pH scale because you're kind of basic.
👤︎ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, are you student debt...?

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.
👤︎ u/I_Am__Sam
📅︎ Feb 10
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Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
👤︎ u/youstink2302
📅︎ Feb 13
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Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 14
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If you were a Netflix series, do you know what would you be?

Too hot to handle🥵
👤︎ u/M01n786
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
👤︎ u/Complete_Nectarine30
📅︎ Feb 09
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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
👤︎ u/MockJoke
📅︎ Jan 31
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Are you related to Yoda?

Cuz Yodalicious
👤︎ u/thedudenamedjay
📅︎ Feb 01
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I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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Hey, next time you masturbate...

Can you use my hand?
👤︎ u/genxdude
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey babe, you must be my alarm

Because every time we interact, I turn you off
👤︎ u/ExoticF1
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws
👤︎ u/sherlockgantan
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you from the Netherlands?

Cause Amster- DAMN you look fine
👤︎ u/Erickotheharicot
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
👤︎ u/artguydeluxe
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
👤︎ u/nousernamesbeleft
📅︎ Jan 16
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Are you an unfunny meme?

Cause i don't wanna share you
👤︎ u/supergoku003
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
👤︎ u/Hefty_Orange
📅︎ Jan 26
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Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

Let’s go work out 😏
👤︎ u/Lucadotdotdot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 22
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Jan 08
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Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

Because my heart converges absolutely to you.
👤︎ u/Math1Cats
📅︎ Jan 07
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I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
👤︎ u/nibbapusspuss420
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once
👤︎ u/mooregray31
📅︎ Jan 06
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Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.
👤︎ u/the-1-tru-waffle
📅︎ Jan 15
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Damn girl are you a noose

Cause we should hang sometime
👤︎ u/mustachio--pistachio
📅︎ Feb 16
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep
📅︎ Jan 24
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Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure do raise my cock
👤︎ u/sushipipi
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl are you a glock 42

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm
👤︎ u/WiiMusicIntensifies
📅︎ Dec 23
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Girl, are you Gorilla Glue?

Cause I can’t get you out of my head.
👤︎ u/lilsquiishy
📅︎ Feb 16
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Damn girl, are you a pilgrim?

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.
👤︎ u/mrcolter51
📅︎ Jan 14
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Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
👤︎ u/I_See_Black
📅︎ Feb 15
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Do you know what is that?

“Points between her legs” My dinner
👤︎ u/fenrovski
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway
👤︎ u/supergoku003
📅︎ Dec 25
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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Feb 05
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Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat ass ma
👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms?

Because you shine like a diamond
👤︎ u/typo-the-dog
📅︎ Feb 01
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I'd love to play minecraft with you

To make you mine
👤︎ u/-Bitter-
📅︎ Feb 12
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Are you a university degree?

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom
👤︎ u/nowayjose12395
📅︎ Dec 29
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.
👤︎ u/zapsta09
📅︎ Dec 16
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Girl, if you were a race car

You'd be lightning McQueen
👤︎ u/cursed_platypus
📅︎ Dec 27
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DAMN GIRL ARE YOU AN ORGAN HARVESTER

BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY
👤︎ u/send_me_booty_pics__
📅︎ Jan 05
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cuz I really wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/lukiefet
📅︎ Feb 05
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If you were to be a youtube ad

I'd never skip you.
👤︎ u/Not__dumb
📅︎ Feb 20
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Are you an Among Us public lobby?

Coz you're always a 10/10
👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Dec 12
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Are you good at algebra?

Could you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y'
👤︎ u/Dtr_1555
📅︎ Dec 28
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What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty
👤︎ u/sohamrockz
📅︎ Feb 12
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Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

because you're giving me a serious bone condition
👤︎ u/kordesii2358
📅︎ Feb 15
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Do you like Minecraft?

Because I want to make your bedrock
👤︎ u/twilight4sword
📅︎ Dec 11
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Ay girl are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
👤︎ u/mchqyt
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where? Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.
👤︎ u/pawan182
📅︎ Feb 17
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I would take you to the movies

But no outside snacks allowed
👤︎ u/filthyweeb2406
📅︎ Dec 19
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He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 09
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Damn bro are you a gun

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
👤︎ u/CommodorePerson
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl are you a Thot?

Because you're all I think about
👤︎ u/samthiah
📅︎ Jan 29
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
👤︎ u/Ok-Collection-5134
📅︎ Feb 18
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
👤︎ u/catied710
📅︎ Jan 15
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If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
👤︎ u/thaijahn
📅︎ Jan 08
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Are you the Square root of -1,

Because you're unreal.
👤︎ u/Infinite126
📅︎ Jan 17
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
👤︎ u/ASS-EATIN-MACHINE
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey girl are you a proton?

Because you fill me with positive energy.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 02
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Hey girl, are you made of caffeine?

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night
👤︎ u/DubstepAndTrap
📅︎ Dec 10
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Hey girl are you a redstone torch

Cus you make my piston extend
👤︎ u/MightBeYourDad_
📅︎ Dec 07
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you’re a snack.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 24
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