Accidental Pick up lines

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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why Iā€™m falling for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SlickNick74
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 14
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Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/serperior363
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 04
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Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/levfy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 19
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Hey baby, are you my computer

cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mgl200
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 15
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Sorry I took so long to message,

I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TJ_T19
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 29
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I think I got some sun today

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight? šŸ˜‰ disclaimer: Accidentally posted this on my Snapchat wall instead of sending it to my wife to flirt with her - results were interesting. See my tifu post.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ItsMrZombie
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 27
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Hey, Can I Use Your Phone to Find My Phone?

"Hey, I lost my phone... Any chance I could use your phone to find mine?" Call your phone and immediately hand it back to them. "Oh... Someone was calling you and I accidentally picked up! Here, take it!" Now take your your phone and answer. "Hey, I was just thinking about you."
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/destructopop
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 30
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