Heard Pick up lines

The best Heard pick up lines

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nussifabian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainStaraptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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I heard your name is Eve

And if you want I can be your Adam Disclaimer: only works on women named Eve
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Appropriate_Buy8649
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmm_zenuggs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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I heard you’re good in algebra,

*Can you replace my X without asking Y*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I heard you like calendars,

Would you like a date?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hermes_the_bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaskerPlayz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dremiXXX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrod317
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Girl, you ever heard of the titanic?

That's a good icebreaker right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DazedStew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCrayZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your β€œDm”s?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/futraf97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I heard that women's breasts get bigger during pregnancy...

Do you want to go back to my place and get some breast enlargement done?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phoenix_BFN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurrealSanta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puveet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dizy_Dino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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I heard you have comfy pants

Mind if i get in them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Game-Boy?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Ever heard of a 60 second romance?

Got a minute?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeahnoikno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Heard you lost on your online game?

Don't worry, cuz u won my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Have you heard of the Titanic ?

Wasn't the best icebreaker..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/W0LVS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Nintenhoe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Princess7Peach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I have heard that the tongue's the strongest muscle in our body

wanna fight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkmello21
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?

It's the same as a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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I heard that you have a birthmark on your butt.

Can I see it? Trust me, I'm a doctor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phoenix_BFN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Girl, are you Amber Heard?

Coz you need not fake it with me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Have you ever heard of an Aussie kiss?

It’s the same as a French one but down underπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Suuuky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killerbot212121
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey I heard there’s a party in your mouth

Can I come?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jxryd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

It’s true. It is really big
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aperio43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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I heard there’s a dangerous virus out there.

You wanna be my face mask?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey I heard you stole three letters from the alphabet...

Can't you just give them back u q t
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zacklandy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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I heard you like bad boys,

Well I’m bad at everything
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dummythicc_john_wick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Hey girl , i heard you're fasting.

So... would you like a date ? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saif5165
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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I heard nothing last for ever

Will you be my nothing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oreo0928
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD

Cause I’ve got the STD all I need is U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SS_Maverick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat. (This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coleslaw840
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ummsuree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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So i heard you like pets

How about I give you this raw dog?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god. These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Threecan3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Have you heard of the Titanic?

That wasn't a great icebreaker.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/W0LVS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Have you heard of Sigmund Freud's Oedipus Complex?

*Because you look like my mom.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Katharsic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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I heard you were lookin for a stud...

I’ve got the std, all I need is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ded_inside_but_proud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Girl are you covid 19?

Because I heard you suck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peoplebewildin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD

I already have the STD. All I need now is U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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That's a nice shirt... (Not mine. Heard it from someone else)

That's a nice shirt. Wanna see me talk you out of it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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I heard you're looking for a stud

I've got an STD. All I need is U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bendivi5i0n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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You know I heard that when you fell from heaven the angels wept

For they lost one of their best
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cmoneyhackdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Was your mom’s name Practice?

... cause I heard that Practice makes a man who’s Perfect 😚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T_eefus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey girl, heard you was looking for a stud

I got the s.t.d, all I need is U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmacloky87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InnerHuman628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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I heard you like Harry Potter,

I just thought I'd Slytherin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dino_0831
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true We do eat the cat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smashm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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I heard you need a new vehicle..

..You can ride me 🐌
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngelPon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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I heard you’re looking for a stud...

I have the STD and all I need is U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigthiccytito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Hey ladies, I heard your into confident men.

Well I’m confident I’ll die alone β™₯️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yourmomsbiggay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aciatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Yo girl, are you a Python?

Cause i have heard you swallow wellπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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I heard you like whales.

Wanna humpback at my place?😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Have you heard the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat?"

Hi! I'm Curiosity, here to slay that pussy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peteypablo86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChurgerBingWAPper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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