Heard Pick up lines

The best Heard pick up lines

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights
👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor
📅︎ Feb 05
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I heard your name is Eve

And if you want I can be your Adam Disclaimer: only works on women named Eve
👤︎ u/Appropriate_Buy8649
📅︎ Feb 10
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
👤︎ u/mmm_zenuggs
📅︎ Feb 06
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I heard you’re good in algebra,

*Can you replace my X without asking Y*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 07
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I heard you like calendars,

Would you like a date?
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
👤︎ u/MaskerPlayz
📅︎ Sep 10
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
👤︎ u/SHARRlS
📅︎ Jan 12
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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
👤︎ u/dremiXXX
📅︎ Dec 19
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 14
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I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?
👤︎ u/jrod317
📅︎ Aug 03
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Girl, you ever heard of the titanic?

That's a good icebreaker right?
👤︎ u/DazedStew
📅︎ Sep 27
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Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash
👤︎ u/JCrayZ
📅︎ Nov 01
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I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Aug 17
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I heard that women's breasts get bigger during pregnancy...

Do you want to go back to my place and get some breast enlargement done?
👤︎ u/Phoenix_BFN
📅︎ Sep 27
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
👤︎ u/SurrealSanta
📅︎ Mar 12
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
👤︎ u/Puveet
📅︎ Sep 02
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Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a french kiss, but down under.
👤︎ u/Dizy_Dino
📅︎ Aug 20
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I heard you have comfy pants

Mind if i get in them
👤︎ u/12cheese21
📅︎ Jun 04
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Game-Boy?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 21
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I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
👤︎ u/SlickNick74
📅︎ May 10
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Ever heard of a 60 second romance?

Got a minute?
👤︎ u/yeahnoikno
📅︎ Aug 08
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Heard you lost on your online game?

Don't worry, cuz u won my heart
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Jun 02
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Have you heard of the Titanic ?

Wasn't the best icebreaker..
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Jun 05
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Nintenhoe?
👤︎ u/Princess7Peach
📅︎ Dec 07
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I have heard that the tongue's the strongest muscle in our body

wanna fight?
👤︎ u/darkmello21
📅︎ May 30
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Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?

It's the same as a french kiss, but down under.
👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Dec 28
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jul 03
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I heard that you have a birthmark on your butt.

Can I see it? Trust me, I'm a doctor.
👤︎ u/Phoenix_BFN
📅︎ Jun 12
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Girl, are you Amber Heard?

Coz you need not fake it with me.
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Jul 18
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
👤︎ u/HollowfiedNazgul
📅︎ Jan 28
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Have you ever heard of an Aussie kiss?

It’s the same as a French one but down under😉
👤︎ u/Suuuky
📅︎ Feb 18
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
👤︎ u/killerbot212121
📅︎ May 20
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Hey I heard there’s a party in your mouth

Can I come?
👤︎ u/jxryd
📅︎ Apr 24
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Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

It’s true. It is really big
👤︎ u/Aperio43
📅︎ Jun 04
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I heard there’s a dangerous virus out there.

You wanna be my face mask?
👤︎ u/4_20mbi3_4
📅︎ Apr 10
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I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ May 10
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Hey I heard you stole three letters from the alphabet...

Can't you just give them back u q t
👤︎ u/zacklandy
📅︎ Dec 21
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I heard you like bad boys,

Well I’m bad at everything
👤︎ u/dummythicc_john_wick
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey girl , i heard you're fasting.

So... would you like a date ? ;)
👤︎ u/saif5165
📅︎ Jan 14
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I heard nothing last for ever

Will you be my nothing
👤︎ u/Oreo0928
📅︎ Jan 05
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD

Cause I’ve got the STD all I need is U
👤︎ u/SS_Maverick
📅︎ Mar 07
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Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
👤︎ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
📅︎ Dec 30
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I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat. (This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
👤︎ u/Coleslaw840
📅︎ Mar 01
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Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Dec 23
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I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?
👤︎ u/ummsuree
📅︎ Jan 07
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So i heard you like pets

How about I give you this raw dog?
👤︎ u/__Gynotarian__
📅︎ Nov 03
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Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god. These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
👤︎ u/Threecan3
📅︎ Jun 14
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Have you heard of the Titanic?

That wasn't a great icebreaker.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Jan 24
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Have you heard of Sigmund Freud's Oedipus Complex?

*Because you look like my mom.*
👤︎ u/Katharsic
📅︎ Dec 11
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I heard you were lookin for a stud...

I’ve got the std, all I need is you
👤︎ u/ded_inside_but_proud
📅︎ Jan 28
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Girl are you covid 19?

Because I heard you suck
👤︎ u/peoplebewildin
📅︎ Nov 16
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I heard you’re looking for a STUD

I already have the STD. All I need now is U.
👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis
📅︎ Aug 16
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That's a nice shirt... (Not mine. Heard it from someone else)

That's a nice shirt. Wanna see me talk you out of it?
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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I heard you're looking for a stud

I've got an STD. All I need is U.
👤︎ u/bendivi5i0n
📅︎ Jul 15
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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.
👤︎ u/JHNHYWRD
📅︎ Aug 18
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You know I heard that when you fell from heaven the angels wept

For they lost one of their best
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Aug 11
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Was your mom’s name Practice?

... cause I heard that Practice makes a man who’s Perfect 😚
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey girl, heard you was looking for a stud

I got the s.t.d, all I need is U
👤︎ u/jmacloky87
📅︎ Jan 25
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This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?
👤︎ u/InnerHuman628
📅︎ Sep 26
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I heard you like Harry Potter,

I just thought I'd Slytherin
👤︎ u/Dino_0831
📅︎ Nov 25
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Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true We do eat the cat
👤︎ u/smashm21
📅︎ Mar 25
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I heard you need a new vehicle..

..You can ride me 🐌
👤︎ u/AngelPon
📅︎ Jun 24
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I heard you’re looking for a stud...

I have the STD and all I need is U
👤︎ u/bigthiccytito
📅︎ Apr 30
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Hey ladies, I heard your into confident men.

Well I’m confident I’ll die alone ♥️
👤︎ u/Yourmomsbiggay
📅︎ Dec 24
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single 😉
👤︎ u/Aciatrix
📅︎ Aug 09
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Yo girl, are you a Python?

Cause i have heard you swallow well😉
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Oct 26
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I heard you like whales.

Wanna humpback at my place?😏
👤︎ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
📅︎ Mar 06
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Have you heard the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat?"

Hi! I'm Curiosity, here to slay that pussy.
👤︎ u/Peteypablo86
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
👤︎ u/ChurgerBingWAPper
📅︎ Oct 12
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