Account Pick up lines

The best Account pick up lines

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?
👤︎ u/Z01NK5
📅︎ Sep 24
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Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Aug 24
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Say, hypothetically, you was a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying tiktok account...

Would u lemme hit?
👤︎ u/bruh_chain
📅︎ Jun 07
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Hey I just got an Onlyfans account

My promo code for u is DATEME
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ May 13
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Grocery Store related pls

This chick that has a business account on ig that has “grocery store”. Anyone know anyway to slide in related to grocery store?
👤︎ u/Smart_Bhenchod
📅︎ Dec 31
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I'll delete my tinder and bumble account if you'd go on a date with me

Is it good guys?
👤︎ u/regenlife
📅︎ Feb 04
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I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo
👤︎ u/sekshibeesht
📅︎ Sep 24
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hey are you my reddit thowaway account

because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes
👤︎ u/WaterruDoing
📅︎ Oct 24
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Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you
👤︎ u/King-of-strats
📅︎ Apr 10
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Do you know why accountants make the best lovers?

Cause we're skilled at double entry
👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Feb 25
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Instagram Flirting 👀

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups 😂. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : 😂😂😂omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
👤︎ u/mikepatell
📅︎ Jun 22
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Memories are the currency of love.

Can I start an account with you?
👤︎ u/1usernametoBindthem
📅︎ Jun 17
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