Sharpener Pick up lines

The best Sharpener pick up lines

Damn girl are you a sharpener?

Because you sharpen up my days
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

Because my pencil really needs sharpening
📅︎ Jul 05
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
👤︎ u/SaltyFishGo
📅︎ Nov 11
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