The 25 Best Banana Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

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👤︎ u/DrinkBleach69420

📅︎ Sep 22

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Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin

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👤︎ u/PowerYT117

📅︎ Aug 22

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Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

👍︎ 28

👤︎ u/serperior363

📅︎ Nov 04

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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.

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👤︎ u/Clumsy24

📅︎ Sep 14

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Hey baby, are you a banana?

Because I want to put you in my mouth

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👤︎ u/LeoTheLegend04

📅︎ Oct 21

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Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

Because you are fucking disgusting.

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👤︎ u/TheWeebKid69

📅︎ Aug 25

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Hey girl are you a banana?

Cause I wanna strip you down and eat you up.

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👤︎ u/ZoraHasSpoken

📅︎ Sep 14

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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."

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👤︎ u/TyronnicPoppy40

📅︎ Oct 02

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If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

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👤︎ u/B0nkyjjosix

📅︎ Mar 27

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Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

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👤︎ u/wetmypaintbrush

📅︎ Nov 06

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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

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👤︎ u/pedrothetech

📅︎ Nov 07

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Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

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👤︎ u/Skills123Guy

📅︎ Sep 19

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Hey, are you a banana?

Because I find you a peeling

👍︎ 24

👤︎ u/harry18k

📅︎ Jul 22

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I will be your minion(Despicable Me)

If you will be my banana (Insert Minion-Banana gif)

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👤︎ u/Richeythekid

📅︎ Oct 05

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Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

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👤︎ u/mjmurphy650

📅︎ May 12

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Hey are you made of potassium?

Because you make me go bananas 🍌

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👤︎ u/Hmodern

📅︎ Sep 14

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Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Cause that muffin top makes my banana nut.

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👤︎ u/manwesulimo173

📅︎ Aug 07

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Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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👤︎ u/IceDusk

📅︎ Jan 16

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I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.

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👤︎ u/ShyCricket

📅︎ Sep 13

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Hey girl, are you a banana?

Because you're appealing.

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👤︎ u/Carrabs

📅︎ Dec 04

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Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo

📅︎ Feb 21

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Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

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👤︎ u/Jesus4KingChrist

📅︎ Jan 23

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Are you natural sunlight?

Because you’ve ripened my banana.

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👤︎ u/Fried_Fart

📅︎ Aug 20

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Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers

📅︎ Aug 27

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

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👤︎ u/reallydark20

📅︎ Sep 25

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Banana Pick up lines

The best Banana pick up lines

aye girl are u a banana

Dang girl are you a banana?

Are you a banana peel?

Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Hey baby, are you a banana?

Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

Hey girl are you a banana?

"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Hey, are you a banana?

I will be your minion(Despicable Me)

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

Hey are you made of potassium?

Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Are you natural sunlight?

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

aye girl are u a banana

Dang girl are you a banana?

Are you a banana peel?

Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Hey baby, are you a banana?

Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

Hey girl are you a banana?

"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Hey, are you a banana?

I will be your minion(Despicable Me)

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

Hey are you made of potassium?

Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

Hey girl, are you a banana?

Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Are you natural sunlight?

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

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