Basketball Pick up lines

The best Basketball pick up lines

Are you a basketball hoop

Are you a basketball hoop cas I would love to make a shot at you
👤︎ u/fuckaduck009
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you a basketball player

Cuz you can get a hold of these balls
👤︎ u/Mario1504
📅︎ Dec 30
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Do you watch basketball?

Cause I can step up N B A man for u.
👤︎ u/jensvisscher
📅︎ Aug 09
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I was gonna become a pro basketball player

But god put 10 inches in the wrong spot
👤︎ u/camfox643
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey, are you a basketball?

Cause I want to repeatedly bounce you off the floor and throw you into a hole where you will plummet to the floor at high velocity.
👤︎ u/EggnogHaHaHa
📅︎ Jul 14
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Are you a basketball?

Cuz I’m boutta shoot my shot: you wanna go out on a date and do an ungodly amount of opiates and nod off?
👤︎ u/throwaway42069365
📅︎ Jun 03
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You’d be a terrible basketball...

...since I’d never want to send you away
👤︎ u/-DCPT-
📅︎ Apr 01
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Are you a basketball hoop?

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.
👤︎ u/Scicrypi
📅︎ Aug 09
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Girl are you an basketball hoop?

Because I wanna play with your rims all night long
👤︎ u/Yourmomsbiggay
📅︎ Aug 08
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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you. Why?

Because I'll always miss youuuuuu!!
👤︎ u/Ohleezah
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are you a basketball player?

Because when i saw you, my D Rose
👤︎ u/s2olen
📅︎ Feb 12
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