Bone Pick up lines

The best Bone pick up lines

(Minecraft one) Hey girl are you bone meal?

Cause you make my wood grow.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreshSuccotash5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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The average human body has 206 bones

You're gonna have 207
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Booioo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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My body has 206 bones

Want to give me another one?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackit_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

I could give you a 207th
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DanteChurch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXFangregaliaXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

because you're giving me a serious bone condition
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Girl, you have 206 bones in your body

You want another one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iamboss223
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Ay yo girl are you my bone

Cuz im about to break u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrNuttius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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hey baby did you know I have 206 bones

when I saw you I had 207 bones
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eat_that_pussy_447
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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What do me and my dog have in common?

We both wanna bury our bone in your backyard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darigaaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Are you a Minecraft wolf?

cuz I’m gonna tame you with my bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oddwayz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Okay, her last name is Bone, but there's a twist

Make pickup lines as nonsexual as possible GO!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NUGGet3562
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersfahlgren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowcork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Are you a paleontologist

cause I'll let you see these bones
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NumbinglyComfortable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Anybody ever told you that you look like a glass of milk?

Cuz you’re white, thicc, and my bone needs you *add syrups as needed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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If I gave your dog a bone

Would you like one too?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Are you a minecraft wolf

because I wanna bone you and make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pewpewpool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Are you a minecraft dog

Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Magiclz5665
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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are you a minecraft wolf

β€˜cuz i wanna give u my bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slvddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey girl, did you know you have 206 bones in your body?

How about one more.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aydeen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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I’m not an archeologist

But I got a bone for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mexicandog69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Darling are you a necromancer?

Cause you're making my bone rise
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blue9729
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, are you a necromancer...

...because you're raising my bone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martyjmma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause I’ve always wanted to bone an angel Bow chicka bow wow (Tucker, Red vs. Blue)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derpicface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Are you an archeologist?

Because I have a new bone for you to discover.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymoux13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Do you work at Petsmart?

No? You should, you gave this dawg a BONE!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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I have Osteoporosis...

..do you mind if I take some of your hard bone?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serotoninfruitloops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Are you a paleontologist?

Cause I’ve got a bone for you to uncover.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/queenettt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Hey girl are you milk

Because you're making my bone big and strong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JebusDaOne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Hey girl, are you a Necromancer?

'Cause you're raising my bone!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martyjmma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Are you a paleontologist?

Cause I need someone to date these old bones
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nathanb065
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Are you a paleontologist?

Because I want you to uncover my bone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beaver0316
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Is this a prehistoric dig site?

Cause I wanna see you dig for bone whole night long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus...

But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/semicolonofsociety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Are you an undecided voter?

Because I was wondering if we Ken Bone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgbeastmode
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Baby, do you like presidential debates?

Cause I Ken Bone you ^^^^^^^^^^JesusThatsAwfulSorryInAdvance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crisp2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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hey baby, did you fall from heaven,

cause I'veΒ always wanted toΒ bone anΒ angel!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeta3232
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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