Clock Pick up lines

The best Clock pick up lines

hey girl are you a wall clock

cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.
👤︎ u/Akiooyo
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you
👤︎ u/Eddie_Ice
📅︎ Nov 19
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Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?

Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash
👤︎ u/a_uniqu3_us3rnam3
📅︎ Nov 27
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Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!
👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument
📅︎ Oct 29
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 06
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What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.
👤︎ u/BOATSANDHOEZ
📅︎ Jul 03
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Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.
👤︎ u/ALostPotat
📅︎ May 24
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What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I’d enjoy waking up to you
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Jul 27
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Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can spank you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.
👤︎ u/Funkyember
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time
👤︎ u/mystermermistermer
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up to you
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Jul 23
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Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down
👤︎ u/aylaflowers
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then bang you on my dresser in the morning.
👤︎ u/RodTrig
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning
👤︎ u/thewanser
📅︎ Sep 20
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.
👤︎ u/Reizo123
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you
👤︎ u/destiny-jr
📅︎ Mar 04
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You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up. How does 7 o’clock sound?
👤︎ u/TheRoyalsapphire
📅︎ Oct 25
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This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her: 'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear' she: 'But I am' you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'
👤︎ u/denstreef
📅︎ Aug 27
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