Crime Pick up lines

The best Crime pick up lines

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)
👤︎ u/Lucadotdotdot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too
👤︎ u/drfuzzybalz
📅︎ Dec 09
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 18
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If being cute was a crime...

...you’d be on death row
👤︎ u/xrmsa
📅︎ Jan 14
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If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection
👤︎ u/Tjman461
📅︎ Jun 17
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If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.
👤︎ u/Son_of_Flogmod
📅︎ Jan 05
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If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
👤︎ u/wagwan429
📅︎ Jan 16
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If being in love is illegal...

will you be my partner in crime 🥰😌
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Sep 16
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If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 02
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If being gorgeous was a crime,

Then you’d be the most wanted
👤︎ u/popularfellow
📅︎ Oct 13
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Is stealing a crime,?

Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart
👤︎ u/resu_suomynonA
📅︎ Jul 18
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Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~
👤︎ u/HotSiracha1134
📅︎ Mar 09
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If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".
👤︎ u/Inb4myanus
📅︎ Oct 13
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My favorite pick up line:

Are you black? Because your crime reports are high.
👤︎ u/redditisfortrolls5
📅︎ Sep 23
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