Crush Pick up lines

The best Crush pick up lines

I have a huge crush on you

Really Big! Like a Dinosaur!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Me to my crush's friend: are you a lighter?

*as I point at my crush* because I could definitely light-her-up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotPsycho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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if the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobesztobesz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey, are you my crush?

...actually yeah, you are. Never mind!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sketchb02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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If am on your crush list. Do you know what my number on the queue will be like?

Trynna let her know she's got a space in you already.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ecaristus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dommypoo05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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I like playing video game

Because you are my candy crush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chuong9324
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoolaChips
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her β€œWhat do you and crushed sand have in common?” β€œYou’re both fine as FUCK” πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DVCatfishCowboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Girl is you an anvil?

Cuz your looks are crushing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustARandomGuy69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you the World Trade Center?

Because I’m crushing on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evolbackwards
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Me: I found something more contagious than Covid-19😷

Crush: OMG!! What?🀭 Me: You’re SmileπŸ₯΄πŸ˜«
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unknownposter_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xylaan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet

Me: There's twenty letters in the alphabet Crush: No there's 26 Me: I forgot u r a q t Crush: That's 25 Me: I'll give you the D later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TriCoax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Roeses arent always red

Violets arent blue And I have a crush on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sloth025
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gigglegirl917
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Pickup line for a girl named Vivian

I need some nice pickup lines to hit on my crush called Vivian
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mezcriverischeckempu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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