Dad Pick up lines

The best Dad pick up lines

I would suck your dads dick

Just to get a taste of what you’re made of
👤︎ u/tinos4
📅︎ Jan 27
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Your Dad must be a baker

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.
👤︎ u/VergilArcanis
📅︎ Feb 07
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Is your dad in prison?

Because if i were your dad i would be in prison
👤︎ u/THE_RECRU1T
📅︎ Dec 28
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Is your dad a magician?

He just made my future a reality.
👤︎ u/InnerHuman628
📅︎ Jan 05
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Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes
👤︎ u/IHeartAquaSoMuch
📅︎ Dec 31
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I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 15
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you I’d be in jail
👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ May 31
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Heyy, does your dad have a bakery?

Because you're a Cutie Pie
👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Jul 16
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Is your dad the CEO of McDonalds

Because I’m lovin it
👤︎ u/D3eTr0y3r
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey girl are you my dad

Cause I’ve been looking for you all my life Or Did you leave cause it’s my fault
👤︎ u/I_am_reddit-user
📅︎ Aug 08
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Is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison
👤︎ u/TheDarkTomato69420
📅︎ Sep 16
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I’d suck your dad’s dick...

Just to get a taste of what you’re made of
👤︎ u/Busted_hymen
📅︎ Aug 18
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out
👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ Jun 12
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Is your dad a Baker? Cz I like your buns

Or something like that
👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Jun 12
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Is your Dad a talented Painter?

Cause god damn you’re like a Masterpiece
👤︎ u/Soualhi
📅︎ May 31
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Hey girl is your dad a thief?

Cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes 🤩
👤︎ u/wadanohara13
📅︎ Mar 04
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You’re so hot I’d suck your dads dick for the recipe

and then go down on your mother for the oven temp
👤︎ u/khlamykoala
📅︎ Feb 25
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Is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.
👤︎ u/son_of_a_bean
📅︎ Dec 13
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Hey is your dad in prison?

Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison
👤︎ u/Armandsss
📅︎ Dec 20
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ☺️☺️☺️
👤︎ u/the-random-trash-lol
📅︎ Apr 21
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Is your dad in prison?

You : is your dad in prison ? Them : no You : if I was your dad I would be in prison Them : why ? You : because I’d touch you
👤︎ u/Nuggb123
📅︎ Oct 03
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Hey girl, are you my dad?

'Cause I just want to make you happy and have you in my life.
👤︎ u/CadaverCum
📅︎ Oct 25
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Is your dad a terrorist?

Cause you're a bomb..
👤︎ u/zulmii
📅︎ May 20
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Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.
👤︎ u/Thefuntrueking
📅︎ Sep 26
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Is your dad a drug dealer?

Cause you’re dope.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Jan 14
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Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail
👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ Dec 08
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Damn girl your so cute,

That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe
👤︎ u/jacobl1999
📅︎ Mar 05
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Does your dad happen to be a boxer?

Because you're a total knockout 😏
👤︎ u/agubriz
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl are you my Dad

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time
👤︎ u/Meme_Lord78
📅︎ Sep 25
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Was your dad a boxer?

Because you're a knockout! 😝
👤︎ u/retna246
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 17
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Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy
👤︎ u/liltiddiloli
📅︎ Aug 03
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You know why they call me Daddy instead of dad

Cause daddy has an extra D in it The pick up like here is that the word dad has 2 Ds and the word Daddy has 3 Ds which is an extra D in it
👤︎ u/whymydadleftme
📅︎ Aug 18
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Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you
👤︎ u/TomWhyte458
📅︎ Aug 13
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams..

That's why i'm following you
👤︎ u/AngelPon
📅︎ Apr 24
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Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van
👤︎ u/_I_Am_El_Chapo_
📅︎ Mar 04
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My dad always used to call me a pussy, but you know what they say.

You are what you eat...
👤︎ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
📅︎ Jan 31
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Was your dad a boxer?

Because you’re a knockout...
👤︎ u/jgscp06
📅︎ Sep 04
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Is your dad liam neeson?

Because I'm taken with you
👤︎ u/-TNY-
📅︎ Dec 13
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Roses are red, corona is bad

I want you to make me a dad
👤︎ u/Beramin
📅︎ Mar 25
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Since father’s day is soon

wanna help me become a dad?
👤︎ u/MyDadWillComeBack
📅︎ May 22
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Ay girl, is your dad a drug dealer?

Cause you DOPE.
👤︎ u/Scone_Zone
📅︎ Dec 08
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Can I borrow your phone?

I’d like to call my dad and tell him I’ve met the man of my dreams.
👤︎ u/danielle_cali
📅︎ Feb 03
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Is your dad in jail?...

Because if I was your dad, I would be
👤︎ u/nickyroyal
📅︎ Jun 21
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Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
👤︎ u/Fucked_a_bird
📅︎ Dec 23
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Hey girl, can i have you number?

‘Cause i told my dad i’d call him when fell in love.
👤︎ u/read_it_seen_it
📅︎ Jan 25
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Hey baby, are you an appendix?

Because, I don’t know why you’re here, or what you’re doing, and I wanna take you out. Don’t know if repost but my dad told me this one and I laughed.
👤︎ u/DingbatWingnut
📅︎ Oct 15
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Guys please help me out.

So I'm working on a promposal for this girl and she loves cheesy pick up lines/ dad jokes. So if anyone has some good ones please tell me.
👤︎ u/josiahswims
📅︎ Apr 18
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