Derivative Pick up lines

The best Derivative pick up lines

I wish I was a derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves.
👤︎ u/CarItonBanks
📅︎ Jan 30
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Can I take your derivative?

I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.
👤︎ u/StruggleTogether
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey are you a partial derivative

cause I wanna ∂ with respect to you
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Sep 20
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I wish I was your derivative..

To be tangent to your curves Any advice how to improve this old line?
👤︎ u/titros2tot
📅︎ Sep 25
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Can I be your second derivative?

Cuz I wanna explore your concavities
👤︎ u/Eequals_mchammer
📅︎ Apr 22
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Can I be your derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves?
👤︎ u/klout_king_kevin
📅︎ Feb 16
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Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves
👤︎ u/Eequals_mchammer
📅︎ Apr 22
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Are you the derivative of my graph?

Because then you would be tangent to me. SIKE. I want to see you more than once in my life. Please be my integral, so you would fill me from the inside~
👤︎ u/Chuwei_Bar
📅︎ Jul 01
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Can I take your derivative?

Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!
👤︎ u/Handstands_For_You
📅︎ Feb 04
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