Vomit Pick up lines

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.

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👤︎ u/CecilBlight

📅︎ Aug 20

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Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

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👤︎ u/my_name_is_egg

📅︎ Jun 13

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