Fart Pick up lines

The best Fart pick up lines

He girl are you fart ?

Cause you just blew me away.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/La_Flame14
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 16
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Hey girl are you a fart

Cuz you just blew me away
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Hunter-2004
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 04
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Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit šŸ˜³šŸ„µšŸ˜ššŸ˜ Edit: thanks for the silver
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/throwaway42069365
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 03
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Hey, I just farted....

You wanna get outta here?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/resettheconsol3
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 18
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Hey girl, are you a fart?

Because you blew me away
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OsmarTheBoi
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 23
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Wow, did you just fart?

Because you've totally blown me away
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/B-man44
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 30
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Did... did you just fart?

Cause, you blew me away...
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/terkejut
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 20
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Baby did you just fart when you walked by

Because you blew me away
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/chadywacker
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 17
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If you were a fart...

...You'd be a prostitute (toot)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/jameson4396
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 30
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Damn girl, Iā€™d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/canorris_11902
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 24
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Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/spicyameatball
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 29
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Virginiatug
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 30
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