Fertilise Pick up lines

The best Fertilise pick up lines

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉

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👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 30

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are you a fertiliser?

because you can grow my tree

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👤︎ u/Greenashrules

📅︎ Aug 21

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How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

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👤︎ u/abhishek26997

📅︎ Apr 11

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