Finger Pick up lines

The best Finger pick up lines

Aye suck my dick and put a finger in my booty hole if I’m wrong, but do we know eachother?

but do we know eachother?
👤︎ u/WhyAMiherrre
📅︎ Aug 21
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
👤︎ u/Chole_Kulchey
📅︎ Feb 06
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“Hey Girl come here” *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

“I just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)
👤︎ u/Captn_Cracker
📅︎ May 18
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Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand
👤︎ u/ungay-one
📅︎ May 04
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Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!
👤︎ u/omarkrimlyreddit
📅︎ Apr 04
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(Call a girl using one finger)*

I made you come in one finger imagine two.
👤︎ u/meghrajkonduskar
📅︎ Apr 01
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Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.
👤︎ u/EJCFTW
📅︎ Mar 22
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I am currently learning bass guitar and I need to get better at fingering

Can I practice with you?
👤︎ u/Tshibitama
📅︎ Feb 24
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
👤︎ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
📅︎ Dec 14
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Roses are red , violets are blue ...

I have five fingers , but tonight you’ll get two
👤︎ u/zaid_ata
📅︎ Dec 24
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You remind of a wedding ring

cause I want to stick my finger in you
👤︎ u/Emergency-Produce-98
📅︎ Nov 17
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They call me Stevie Wonder

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags
👤︎ u/darling_23
📅︎ Dec 18
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Are you a bowling ball ??

Bcs i want to take you with 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/Berny_5
📅︎ Nov 30
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

Worship you quietly and finger you all day
👤︎ u/chicken-finger
📅︎ May 01
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Hey girl I have Adhd, depression and anxiety.

Wanna go out with me now that you know the risks? *Finger guns*
👤︎ u/Lemongirl16
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/LukeCole1
📅︎ Nov 12
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hey beautiful, are you KFC?

because you look finger lickin’ good
👤︎ u/6theguy9
📅︎ Jun 01
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
👤︎ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
📅︎ Nov 19
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i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Nov 04
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Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
👤︎ u/Meanian
📅︎ Sep 26
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jun 26
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According to the English language, I can't be "Q"...*finger guns*...with out "U"

My nick name is Q, works for me lol
👤︎ u/XxSpeQtrumxX
📅︎ Dec 02
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
👤︎ u/buttery_potatooo
📅︎ Jun 22
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Does your father work at KFC?

Cause boy that ass, it's finger lickin' good!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 16
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick 3 fingers inside you
👤︎ u/Teun_engels
📅︎ May 22
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Are you Swiss Cheese?

because i wanna finger you ;)
👤︎ u/TotallyNotAnt
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

Cause I’m trynna put a finger in that.
👤︎ u/Rookyyyy
📅︎ Dec 22
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This is a stupid one that came to me

I may be stupid I may be dumb But why not you just let me Finger you bum
👤︎ u/silentninjaaka
📅︎ Apr 05
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Are you a violin... because

A.) you got mad curves B.) I’d finger you any day C.) i wanna make some sound from your f holes
👤︎ u/xrmsa
📅︎ Feb 23
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 07
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If you were in a police lineup

I'd totally finger you out
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Jan 18
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Girl are you a booger?

Because I wanna finger you then eat you
👤︎ u/ElTigreGray
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey girl, are you religious?

Because my fingers will take you to heaven. ;)
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey girl, are you a KFC $5 Fill up?

Because you look finger lickin’ good.
👤︎ u/Rimbles1
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?

Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
👤︎ u/TheBackstreetNet
📅︎ May 26
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Are you a spray bottle

Because I could make you squirt with 1 finger
👤︎ u/lovelybootybandit
📅︎ Sep 22
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.
👤︎ u/Theunknown386
📅︎ May 12
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Damn girl, are you from KFC?

Cause you're finger lickin' good ;)
👤︎ u/mystic-milkyway
📅︎ Sep 22
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Hey girl, I’m a jazz musician

And my saxophone isn’t the only thing I’d like to be fingering
👤︎ u/charlespendragon
📅︎ Jul 26
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Something to say if there's ever change on the table/counter. Specifically two nickels and a dime.

Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*.... You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*
👤︎ u/C0ldBl00dedDickens
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey baby I wish you were the yellow pages

cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.
👤︎ u/MochaGoddess66
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey there, can I have the number to your gynecologist?

Cause I want to lick his fingers.
👤︎ u/Toastyparty
📅︎ Jul 24
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Girl, do you watch football?

Cuz ill finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul.
👤︎ u/gratethecheese
📅︎ Apr 13
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Girl, you like a paperclip

'cause I just wanna bend you around my fingers.
👤︎ u/Maltitol
📅︎ Nov 04
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