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The best Form pick up lines

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
👤︎ u/ImplodingElephant
📅︎ Feb 17
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Are you my license registration form?

Cuz I need to spend sometime so as to fill you up.
👤︎ u/Particular-Touch1500
📅︎ Dec 10
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I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ May 24
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you
👤︎ u/memin_being33
📅︎ Sep 06
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People be talking about the strength of ionic bond and covalent bonds

I bet we can form a stronger bond than all of em
👤︎ u/gladi619
📅︎ Nov 18
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Are you a form of currency?

Because you’re pretty cash money
👤︎ u/PrinceDunce
📅︎ Jan 24
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Apr 03
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a pig and he likes ya too!

Hillbilly form.
👤︎ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
📅︎ Feb 27
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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The sweetest pick up line you can do to your bf/gf

Tell someone to measure one side of their ear. Measure your ear too, then compare. The moment she realizes that you both formed a heart shape, she'll surely laugh. Ladies can also do this. Comment the result here. :)
👤︎ u/jeromeladan
📅︎ Apr 17
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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Are you Miss America?

Because you're kind of pretty. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?
👤︎ u/WillHungFan
📅︎ Mar 30
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Are you a wall socket?

Because I want to use you in a number of applications that require a power source. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?
👤︎ u/WillHungFan
📅︎ Mar 30
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