Global Pick up lines

The best Global pick up lines

Whenever I meet women, I start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real icebreaker.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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DAMN i know why we have global warming

because your so HOT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/owoundertalelover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Is carbon dioxide really causing global warming?

Or is it just you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Did you know scientist discovered the reason for global warming?

Its you πŸ˜›πŸ”₯
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nathanielx4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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I blame you for global warming

Cause your hotness is too much to handle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thrivehi5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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I’m not gonna say you’re hot,

but you might be the primary reason for global warming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Do you believe in global warming?

Because I think you’re the #1 cause
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edgyteen32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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If we were a movie, we would be The Titanic

But since you are the main cause of Global Warming, we would survive.πŸ˜‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LowkeyZedBoyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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If global warming is a myth...

...why do you keep getting hotter every time I look at you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Den_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Have you seen this protest against you downtown?

Damn, you're so hot I thought you were the global warming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_loris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rainkk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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If you were any hotter...

...they'd blame you for global warming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zchavago
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Hey girl, are you Counter Strike?

Because your face is globally offensive.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoThanksSamuel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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