Happen Pick up lines

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

Because i can't stop thinking about you

Mind if I borrow yours?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Because honestly, I think you're the only thing hot enough to melt steel beams. (I was really drunk playing video games with my friends when I made this one up)

do you wanna make it happen?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

cause thats where accidents happen

She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

because i need some PuSY

Because you're a total knockout 😏

'Cause I'd jump out a window if anything bad happened to you

Being the best thing that'll happen to you

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

It started the moment I looked in your eyes

Cuz you are the best thing that have ever happened to me and i wanna marry u💍💟

This actually happened to my mom at a funeral.

Her: what happens then? Me: I would be holding a galaxy

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below 👇 what answers came up Peace 😘

That only happens when I'm around you.

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

I seem to have skinned my knee when I fell for you

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: “Where am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?” It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?” Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?” A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace 😘

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!

Does your name happen to be nobody?

wherever you happen to be.

No. Are you sure, because you are an apocalypse waiting to happen. Tip: You can use it if she is into the band Cigarettes after Sex.

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.