Help Pick up lines

The best Help pick up lines

Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/piyush3218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prephem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Iโ€™m writing a book and need your helpโ€ฆ

Itโ€™s a phonebook and your numbers missing
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/walkc01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tinfoilpaper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NjGGeRsus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I need help with a math problem...its x+u=35

I think x is 25 cause u are a 10 for sure
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_iliaskap_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Hey your cock looks heavy can I help you hold it

You can replace that with boobs if you want
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/invisible-suggestion
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anotherbigjoke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?

Because everytime I try something it says *insert personโ€™s name* โ€˜s phone number.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/435RWE3R54
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R-mama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/code_punk_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl do you want to be happy?

My HapPENIS can help with that
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomdudeonthe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Hey girl if you help me load my magazine

Can I shoot it at you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheShadOBhind
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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Girl can you help me?

No Nut November is tomorrow and you know what that means.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Miner218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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Can you help me with this problem? D + V = 69

I think my D and your V will surely make it to 69. ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/h971218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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Even if I fell, you wouldn't help.

Because if you did, I'll fall for you again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/holyanis2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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Can you help me with this problem? Itโ€™s X+U=25

I think X must be 15 because U sure are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThatRosi3Reddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Background_Matter912
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mario1504
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Little urgent help pls ...

Her initial is Z and mine is Y. Anything can think of a smooth pick up line using that info ? Maybe something to do with the Alphabet song on how it ends with "YZ" ? lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/simplyyy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sensei_pain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SatamoRyoshi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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Can you help me with a problem? It's X+U=15

I think X is 5 because you are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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You can call me " The Sun "

Because I can help you get some D - vitamin
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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I see you're good at C++

maybe you want to help initialize my dangling pointer?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Financial_Cancel_376
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Help me out!! I'm tryin to be Floridaโ€™s weather.

Cuz Iโ€™m tryin to be the hot and sweaty ๐Ÿฅต then rain ๐ŸŒง on u and dip โœŒ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Boevos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SicklyStudent2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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I always struggle with numbers

Maybe yours might help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/flyingwindows
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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Can u help me with this math problem? It's X+U=25.

I think X must be 15 bc U sure are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yaboiroyy_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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Can you help me with a problem? Itโ€™s X+U=25

I think X is 15 because U are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ObamasJuulPod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEAnonymously
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Hey girl, are you my passion?

Because I want to follow you, even though it is not gonna help me make any money.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ahmetq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Iโ€™ve never had an oxytocin rush

Can you help me achieve one?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nopthepotatostarch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out Iโ€™m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone Iโ€™m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer Iโ€™m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/D27182627
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Can you help me with a problem? It's x + u = 15

I think x must be 5 cause u sure are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/glidingadmiral
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HappyCrey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25

I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/memesmemesmemes-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Could someone help me with Alina

Sheโ€™s German no nazi jokes pls Pickup lines w name Alina
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yomafat1234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and Iโ€™m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Quin04
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Person 1: Can you help me with the directions

Person 2: Sure, To where. Person 1: Directions to your heart!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_pulse_r6s
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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Hey, I'm afraid of heights

Would you help me get in bed? Or alternatively: would mind being on top? Or alternatively, if you're gay: would you be my top?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hiimras
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Ever since I graduated high school I haven't been fucked so hard

Can you help me relive the experience?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DarkinexWtf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Hey, I went to the doctor today

He thinks I have erectile dysfunctional. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/why_not_you_instead
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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Are you good a solving puzzles?

I need help with this one ( )____-____
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Landlordshelper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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Roses are red, they say Google maps help you find stuff...

I searched fine and it led me to you, it ain't a bluff ๐Ÿคช - Day 13
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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skinny dipping or regular

\- do you swim? if yes: skinny dipping or regular if skinny dipping: ... if regular: ... if she doesn't swim: .... so can you help me fill the dots?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pitiful_Walk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Hey everyone I need help

I'm in desperate need of a pickupline for someone named "Mia"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ggunbbun669
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lolabugsabq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PabloEskyBrahhh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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Something with the word Sabrina

I like this girl Sabrina for a long time and I need a pickup please help a poor man out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Papa_Nergie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Help! Youโ€™re so hot that you just turned me into a cloud.

Now, Iโ€™m high and wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Megaminds-Forhead
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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I need some good but funny pickup lines. Srsly help.

Ones that compliment her face ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Guys please help me out.

So I'm working on a promposal for this girl and she loves cheesy pick up lines/ dad jokes. So if anyone has some good ones please tell me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/josiahswims
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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Hey girl can you help me with my to do list?

Youโ€™re first
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hahahahahari
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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I need your help with something...

I want to be a superhero for Halloween. Should I be Batman, Spiderman or your man?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/five-minutes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Made a bet weather this would work or not(it's not mine I saw it on the internet, reddit will decide) comment and upvote if it works

Him:- I need help with a math problem Her:- sure Him:- solve for x Her:- ok Him:- if x= ur phone number, wht is x Her:- gives phone number*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThinnerLocket325
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/guilty1469
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 28
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