Hippopotamus Pick up lines

The best Hippopotamus pick up lines

Damn girl, you look like a hippopotamus

Lucky for you i want a hippopotamus for Christmas
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Organic-Ad-389
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 20
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Dang girl, you lookin' like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TimPepJam2
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 25
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I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

But I guess you will have to do
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DAFUQDIS
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 05
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Girl you look like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/matthewesp
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 22
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FYI, Iā€™m like a hippopotamus šŸ¦›

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Ty949
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 01
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You look like a hippo.

Lucky for you, I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/perfect_for_u
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 24
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