The 7 Best Kidnap Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes

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👤︎ u/freezybot

📅︎ Dec 24

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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

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👤︎ u/AjeyKoushik

📅︎ Nov 07

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Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Don't worry if someone tries to kidnap you. Cause i asked you for Christmas.

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👤︎ u/sunridersurya

📅︎ Dec 26

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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Dec 28

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I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

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👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa

📅︎ Aug 15

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What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I’d rather kidnap you.

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👤︎ u/Xenevious

📅︎ Jul 31

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I have a gun, get in the car!

It's 2020 if I think your hot, I'm legit kidnapping you!

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👤︎ u/brahitsnickgurr

📅︎ Jul 17

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Kidnap Pick up lines

The best Kidnap pick up lines

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I have a gun, get in the car!

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I have a gun, get in the car!

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