Last Pick up lines

This year I'd like to run through you

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

Because they always let you come first

...because ladies should always cum first.

will you be my nothing?

Cause I think of you everyday

Cause ily :)

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)

'Cause I've been thinking about you all day

Her: I wasn’t running last night You were running through my head all night

Will you be my nothing🖤🖤

Cause I wanna commit to you :)

Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.

Cause I'm incomplete without you

Cuz I'm pretty desperate.

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?

Because you just took my breath away.

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.

Cause I'd definitely like you bending for me

Would you be my nothing then?

You think maybe I could convince you to change it?

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Cause I think about you everyday.

Them: Why not?? You: I couldn’t stop thinking Them: Couldn’t stop thinking about what?? You: You ;)

You're the last one I saw it with

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

Because you're the last thing I think of before I sleep.

Can I be nothing to you.

Will you be my nothing?

but once it’s mine, it’ll be easy

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.

Is your last name short for Heimlich? Because you take my breath away!

Wanna be my nothing?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet

Cause it's that, or you're just hot ;) (Inspiration from u/akaloosha's post)

Because you're the last One Piece of me

Will you be my nothing

Because it feels like we are going to last forever.

Cuz I wanna forget you the morning after

I forgot most of it, but I remember the most important part. You.

Hi, I'm Nothing.

I'd take my last breath to say "i Love you"

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you

Because baby, you're so fine.

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"

cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single 😉

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..

Because you smell amazing. ~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~

Make pickup lines as nonsexual as possible GO!

then we'd have lots of toys to play with

“Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...

...with your last name?" OR, alternatively: Hey, you know, I'm pretty flexible...with my last name."

Will you be my nothing?

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*

Cuz i won't LED anyone else take you.

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

Because you make me very happy (only works on women with the name Sarah)

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season

Because I wanna do you in the backseat of my car

So my face would be the last thing you sit on

I mean besides that last name.

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below 👇 what answers came up Peace 😘

I wish you can last forever

Because you're best a man can get

Because I want to kaCHOW that ass

Because in the last 15 minutes you've made me grow 15%