Leading Pick up lines

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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SlickNick74
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 14
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 03
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