Life Pick up lines

The best Life pick up lines

They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
👤︎ u/Feanor008
📅︎ Jan 24
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My mom told me that life was a deck of cards,

So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Nov 29
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Girl I don’t know what could ruin my life faster

You or heroin
👤︎ u/trentonespn
📅︎ Feb 05
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Feb 18
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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you
👤︎ u/Armando_Munoz
📅︎ Nov 26
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My dick is called Life

Life is hard.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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If a Wizard was to ask me at what point in my life I'd like to return to

It would've been when We were happy together.
👤︎ u/Opps1999
📅︎ Dec 07
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
👤︎ u/Brahmatron96
📅︎ Aug 10
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Roses are red, life is a drag

I wanna steal you in a bag and make you gag
👤︎ u/babadook4535
📅︎ Nov 22
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If someone had you in his life, he's going to hell

Cuz he have already consumed his part of heaven.
👤︎ u/most45
📅︎ Nov 19
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You’d better call life alert

because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up
👤︎ u/D3eTr0y3r
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life,

and I was wondering if I could interview you?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 05
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My dick is like life...

When it gets hard you have to take it.
👤︎ u/WhyAMiherrre
📅︎ Aug 13
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Roses are red violets are blue

all I want in life is to cuddle up next to you
👤︎ u/Antan23
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you a pilot? Because you look like the first episode of the rest of my life.

Just to throw them off a lil.
👤︎ u/aniketsri
📅︎ Aug 04
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Well the best things in life are free...

Use this line if you find out a girl doesn't like being spoiled
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 10
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Its ok if your life is bitter

Im sweet
👤︎ u/chickpet
📅︎ Aug 23
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I saw a video on how to improve your life

It was terrible it didn’t include you
👤︎ u/Acknowledgementss
📅︎ Aug 20
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Hey are you the Coca-Cola of my life?

Coz you always 'open happiness'
👤︎ u/SnooMacarons3759
📅︎ Aug 13
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It's believed that people see the best things in life 5 minutes before they pass away

Should I die to meet you?
👤︎ u/Aurosonic
📅︎ Jul 21
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Are you a life alert?

Because ive fallen for you and cant get up
👤︎ u/GreekGreninja27
📅︎ Jul 20
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Y’know Im a lot like life

Short but you can enjoy while you can.
👤︎ u/fauxVision
📅︎ Jun 25
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Are you a time machine?

Because being inside you would be life changing
👤︎ u/korndogkopter
📅︎ Jan 06
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Im beginning a new chapter in life...

And I’d like to start it with the right Paige
👤︎ u/Griffin32815
📅︎ Jun 28
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Do you think life is a movie?

Cuz if it is; you're the best part.
👤︎ u/Attentionseeker101
📅︎ Dec 22
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Are you a dictionary?

Cause you're adding meaning to my life.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Dec 05
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Is your heart a prison?

Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 27
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hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

are u free for da rest of your life 😉🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 08
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
👤︎ u/I_N_R_I
📅︎ Jul 21
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
👤︎ u/Snackdude
📅︎ Aug 14
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This one if for those who are like "fuck life"

Them:fuck life You:dont fuck life fuck me
👤︎ u/Amaturatsu
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)
👤︎ u/spUNgeyboi
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because you look like you’re going to ruin my life and I’m ok with it
👤︎ u/According-Ad8779
📅︎ Nov 15
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I consider my life to be like the alphabet.

Without U, it's incomplete.
👤︎ u/TheKittyCow
📅︎ Mar 25
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Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.
👤︎ u/C9SF-Dr0p
📅︎ Nov 22
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With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife - Day 88
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 03
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If life was a deck of cards

I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts
👤︎ u/FleaPunchingKid
📅︎ Jan 16
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Do you have a Life Alert?

Because I have fallen for you and can’t get up
👤︎ u/ATMiceli
📅︎ Jan 14
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Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

We would both be happier if you let me play with your pussy - Day 104
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 19
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"You're like the Prism that makes my plain white life so colourful..."

😂😂
👤︎ u/Euphoric_Elixir
📅︎ Mar 21
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Me and life have a lot In common,

We both want to bend you over and fuck you up
👤︎ u/themilkman211
📅︎ Mar 01
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You're like the sun in my life

Cause every time I look at you my eyes hurt
👤︎ u/cube145
📅︎ Mar 03
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Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.
👤︎ u/confused_ungabunga
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey girl are you an indian tv serial?

Cause i need some nonsense in life.
👤︎ u/vrc1998
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl are you Happiness

'Cause i wanted and needed you my entire life
👤︎ u/Dking223
📅︎ Nov 09
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I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life leaving the mall

With out taking down your number.
👤︎ u/AbundanceLifeStyle
📅︎ Mar 02
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Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!
👤︎ u/QuietSource
📅︎ Mar 01
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Do you need a stud in your life?

Because I have the STD and all I need is u
👤︎ u/AJG5
📅︎ Apr 15
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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Oct 11
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Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair
👤︎ u/miyegro
📅︎ Feb 03
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
👤︎ u/The1andonly00
📅︎ May 10
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
👤︎ u/helloworld23312
📅︎ Oct 21
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You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.
👤︎ u/2Drunk2Think
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey Girl, are you my life ?

Because my life sucks
👤︎ u/q7nnn
📅︎ Oct 02
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They say life's a game

If so, your character model/skin is a legendary
👤︎ u/DogsOnly734
📅︎ Jan 29
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Life Without You is Like

A Broken Pencil… Pointless.
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Feb 03
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I know what your purpose in life is

It’s to occupy space. You know what else occupies space? Matter. And you matter.
👤︎ u/742163
📅︎ Feb 04
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
👤︎ u/weedrabbit
📅︎ Nov 03
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