Magma Pick up lines

The best Magma pick up lines

Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
👤︎ u/aleppe
📅︎ Dec 08
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Some fun science ones I've been thinking of, mostly geology

Are you augite? Because you have some distinctive cleavage. Do I look a little thinner to you? I think you've excited me to a new state. Are you a magma chamber? Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart. Pretty specialized but what do you guys think?
👤︎ u/SeanSultan
📅︎ Apr 12
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