Monopoly Pick up lines

The best Monopoly pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the goal in monopoly?

Cause I had to cheat to get to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Senharampai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Did you know I was a monopoly board?

So why don’t you and your friends play on me all night long?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobertSageet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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