Over Pick up lines

The best Over pick up lines

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.
👤︎ u/collinhill8
📅︎ Feb 12
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Are you the opposite over hypotenuse?

Because you’re making me want to sin.
👤︎ u/MACH1NE_99
📅︎ Jan 23
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
👤︎ u/Dan0sz
📅︎ Sep 12
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
👤︎ u/weedrabbit
📅︎ Nov 03
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? We’re both missing u.
👤︎ u/JustAPersonOwO
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey girl, see my friend over there? He asked me...

... to ask you if you would like to kiss me?
👤︎ u/moahmrn
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568
📅︎ Feb 14
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
👤︎ u/alabasternado
📅︎ Feb 20
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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
👤︎ u/jaketopaz143
📅︎ Feb 11
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Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you
👤︎ u/Davethebrave430
📅︎ Feb 05
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I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game
👤︎ u/sticks_and_strings
📅︎ Feb 04
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I can't get over you
👤︎ u/ElacrixNova
📅︎ Jan 12
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
👤︎ u/thedopeindian
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are you a minecraft fence?

*Cause I can’t get over you*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Jan 09
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I want to make you mine.😘⛏️💎

Hey hey baby 😘, you be looking 👀 so cute over there. I'd love to make you mine. ⛏️💎
👤︎ u/Chuchuchocobos
📅︎ Jan 22
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Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

but when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
👤︎ u/PeterPale
📅︎ Jun 17
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'ey girl you on reddit?

'Cause I wanna post you over and over again.
👤︎ u/Vahnish
📅︎ Jan 12
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Are you over 2000 grit?

Because you're fine.
👤︎ u/QwantumFizziks
📅︎ Jan 01
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My first time over here

Hey girl you should stop watching love tarot for singles, and start watching love tarot for us.
👤︎ u/Bhavya074
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

Oh! It's beauty.
👤︎ u/Grandad_Dawg
📅︎ Sep 26
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Hey girl are you Nivea SPF 50?

Cause I wanna spread you all over my face when we go out!
👤︎ u/Lego_murderer
📅︎ Jan 15
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If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do
👤︎ u/JayURock4180
📅︎ May 30
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You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 29
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You should come over and sit on the end of this...

Bed
👤︎ u/lilwoodzey2013
📅︎ Jul 12
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Are you shane dawson’s cat

because i want to cum all over you
👤︎ u/Disastrous_Nail113
📅︎ Dec 15
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Here's my Wi-Fi password.

You're gonna need it when you stay over later ;)
👤︎ u/Lehvy
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl are you opposite over hypotenuse?

Cause you make me wanna sin
👤︎ u/Cooliceage
📅︎ Mar 19
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Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)
👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r
📅︎ Dec 14
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
👤︎ u/Snackdude
📅︎ Aug 14
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Are you the Berlin Wall?

Cause I can't get over you
👤︎ u/MC_Rick
📅︎ Nov 15
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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you ..

because you're the shit!
👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 27
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Can I be b^2 - 4ac and you be 2a?

Because I wanna be all over you.
👤︎ u/GD_Quake
📅︎ Nov 29
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously
📅︎ Jul 19
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Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe
👤︎ u/merlin1011
📅︎ Apr 19
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“hey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussy”

drops mic
👤︎ u/emmacaulfield01
📅︎ May 09
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The whole world is going crazy over corona,

And here I am going crazy over you 🙆🏻‍♂️
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 15
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Hey girl are you a youtuber with over 100k subs

Cuz I wanna sponsor you
👤︎ u/RaidShadow_Legends
📅︎ Nov 30
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I just can’t get over you.
👤︎ u/TheInsurgence
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 22
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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?

No? Then do you wanna come over and talk for a while
👤︎ u/___Applesauce___
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey girl let’s go over our abc’s

I’ll give you an A because your awesome a B because your beautiful a C because your confident and later I’ll give you this D because you deserve it
👤︎ u/Charlie591
📅︎ Jan 07
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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*
👤︎ u/hellsimulator
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot
👤︎ u/CaptainRiege05
📅︎ Feb 08
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
👤︎ u/Reckless-Texas
📅︎ Mar 02
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Hey girl, are you stage 4 cancer?

Because I want to spread it all over your body
👤︎ u/LagRag
📅︎ Oct 09
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Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"
👤︎ u/TheTrainWarden
📅︎ Jan 17
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Dam girl, are you a pedestrian?

Cause I wanna run over you
👤︎ u/JAMN120
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey, wanna come over for some...

Disney+ dis dick?
👤︎ u/Carsonius_Beckonium
📅︎ Nov 17
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
👤︎ u/whiplashmusic
📅︎ Oct 17
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Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.
👤︎ u/ZoraHasSpoken
📅︎ Sep 16
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Are you a minecraft fence?

Because I just can’t get over you
👤︎ u/Codz2112
📅︎ Sep 28
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Hey baby girl, is your last name Dahmer?

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.
👤︎ u/WormyChip
📅︎ Oct 06
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I like my woman like I like my coffee

Creamed all over
👤︎ u/cant_touch_you
📅︎ Aug 01
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you cause got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/hollywoodundead6774
📅︎ Jun 18
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Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
👤︎ u/heheman16
📅︎ Oct 16
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I think I'm blanket, wanna know why?

Cause I wanna be in your bed and make you feel warm all over ;)
👤︎ u/R0n33
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey girl are you Julius Caesar?

Cause I wanna penetrate you over and over again ;)
👤︎ u/MyNameIsGarcia
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
👤︎ u/CollectedG
📅︎ Aug 20
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
👤︎ u/_ieya_
📅︎ Jun 20
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I can't get over you
👤︎ u/PacificcPowers
📅︎ Jun 06
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Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 20
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Cows say moo, sheep go baa

Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"
👤︎ u/Alyoshi1
📅︎ May 18
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Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over
👤︎ u/Rapidapz
📅︎ Jul 16
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Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here
👤︎ u/Wrex757
📅︎ Aug 13
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*trips over self next to girl*

Girl, are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
👤︎ u/MortumArgentum
📅︎ Jul 03
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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
👤︎ u/JimmySeit
📅︎ Sep 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
👤︎ u/allout_atl
📅︎ Apr 14
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Are you a shot of whiskey?

Because you look like a bad decision I want to make over and over again.
👤︎ u/tradingthoughts
📅︎ Dec 16
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Are you opposite over hypotenuse?

Bc you make me wanna sin ;)
👤︎ u/_samdwich_
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey girl are u world war III?

Cause I bet all the bois are fighting over winning u
👤︎ u/Zoibator
📅︎ Jan 04
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Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.
👤︎ u/MembersOnlySupreme
📅︎ May 01
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