Parking Pick up lines

The best Parking pick up lines

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Dec 26
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Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you
👤︎ u/Black_Belt_Titan
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Nov 04
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you cause got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/hollywoodundead6774
📅︎ Jun 18
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If you were a parking ticket...

You’d have Fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/sleeping-angel
📅︎ Jun 29
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Are you a parking ticket?

‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/hut-4
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've...

got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 25
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you!
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/lisevijita
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got "fine" written all over you
👤︎ u/help-dadcomeback
📅︎ Feb 23
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Hey girl, are you a tight parking space?

Because I'm gonna have a hard time pulling outta you
👤︎ u/TheWormaster
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you a parking spot?

Cause I’d pull out of you
👤︎ u/Black_Belt_Titan
📅︎ Feb 27
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket

Cause you have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Damn girl, are you a parking lot?

'Cause I just wanna stick my Hot Rod into you
👤︎ u/superlord354
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you
👤︎ u/Sine36
📅︎ Feb 12
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Hey girl are you a parking ticket?

Cus u have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/thekiterunnerbook
📅︎ Feb 08
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Ma'am; are you a parking ticket?

Cause you have gotten fine written all over you
👤︎ u/Anonymous_H20
📅︎ Jan 02
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Are you a parking ticket

Because you have fine written all over you
👤︎ u/dextroflip
📅︎ Jan 04
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Are you a disabled parking bay?

Because I want to use you illegally
👤︎ u/JohnnyTheCow1
📅︎ Oct 06
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Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got FINE written all over ya
👤︎ u/ws_122804
📅︎ Dec 11
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Markelgamez
📅︎ Jul 19
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Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got fine written all over you.
👤︎ u/Applebees-fangirl
📅︎ Apr 10
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Are you a parking spot?

Cause I don’t think I’m going to fit in you.
👤︎ u/thewanser
📅︎ Sep 20
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Girl, you must be a parking ticket

Cause you got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/unipotato182
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week
👤︎ u/djliquidvoid
📅︎ Jun 23
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Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you
👤︎ u/Greeny_442
📅︎ Aug 02
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍♀️
👤︎ u/letstalk-stuff
📅︎ Apr 04
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Damn girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got fine written all over you
👤︎ u/shmogi
📅︎ May 28
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You must be a parking ticket

Cause you got "FINE" written all over you.
👤︎ u/Futurist110
📅︎ Nov 26
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Are you a parking ticket?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
👤︎ u/booOfBorg
📅︎ Feb 06
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Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it
👤︎ u/har0ldau
📅︎ Sep 03
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Are you a parking ticket? (courtesy of Quagmire)

Cuz you have FINE written all over you.
👤︎ u/OrangeStonePrince
📅︎ Nov 16
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