Positions Pick up lines

The best Positions pick up lines

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

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👤︎ u/littlebizcocho

📅︎ Nov 23

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Hey! I play Tetris a lot.

So, don't worry, I know all the right places and positions.

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👤︎ u/dreamertheysay

📅︎ Dec 17

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Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

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👤︎ u/Metroid413

📅︎ Feb 14

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