The 48 Best Pussy Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed

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👤︎ u/user_702

📅︎ Nov 09

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My pussy is like the weather

When it gets wet you should come inside

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👤︎ u/itsszeke

📅︎ Apr 15

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Some people call me a pussy

But you know, you are what you eat

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👤︎ u/WackBoat

📅︎ Oct 25

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I have a black belt in eating pussy

Im a Tongue Fu Master

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👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131

📅︎ Sep 10

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I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it

👍︎ 25

👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131

📅︎ Sep 05

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Your tits are purdy, your pussy is pink

I’ll give you two in the pussy and one in the stink

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👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131

📅︎ Sep 11

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I wanna bomb that pussy

Like a hospital in Yemen

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👤︎ u/Loosebricks

📅︎ Sep 04

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Girl, you look so fine...

I’ll eat your pussy like Winnie the Pooh face fucks a honey jar!

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👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131

📅︎ Dec 23

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Are you a pyromaniac?

Cause that pussy fire 🔥

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👤︎ u/littlebizcocho

📅︎ Dec 07

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What kind of flowers do you like?

Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

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👤︎ u/TheDarkTomato69420

📅︎ Nov 21

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“hey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussy”

drops mic

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👤︎ u/emmacaulfield01

📅︎ May 09

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Hey girl, do you like jalapeños?

Because I wanna be jalapeño pussy

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👤︎ u/silentdave69

📅︎ Oct 26

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I can't buy you gucci or armani,

but I can make your pussy a tsunami

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👤︎ u/Teddyqq

📅︎ May 21

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I hope you have pet insurance...

Because I'm about to destroy your pussy.

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Oct 13

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whats your favorite flower?

oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

👍︎ 911

👤︎ u/jvapour

📅︎ May 20

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Is your pussy the city of Jerusalem

Cause I need to take it! DEUS VULT

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👤︎ u/ANAL_SPACE_SHIP69

📅︎ Mar 19

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Roses are red, and violets are blue

Can I see your pussy?

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👤︎ u/getyeetd

📅︎ Sep 21

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Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

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👤︎ u/Dangling_Beef

📅︎ Sep 29

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I like my pussy like I like my weed

Hairy and sticky

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👤︎ u/Sadistic_Wizard

📅︎ Nov 22

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Do you have a pet insurance?

Because I‘m gonna destroy your pussy tonight

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👤︎ u/greattymo

📅︎ Jun 17

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Was your cat struck by lightning?

Cause your pussy is electrifying

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👤︎ u/subredditer666

📅︎ Jun 27

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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

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👤︎ u/dhanush03

📅︎ Mar 06

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Hey, do you have your cat up for adoption?

Because I want to have your pussy.

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👤︎ u/KoopaTrooper5011

📅︎ Jun 26

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My dad always used to call me a pussy, but you know what they say.

You are what you eat...

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👤︎ u/The_Spicy_Memelord

📅︎ Jan 31

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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to murder that pussy

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/jamesbun5

📅︎ Mar 16

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Hey, i lost my cat :(

Can i play with your pussy?

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👤︎ u/anarchy_grim

📅︎ Apr 16

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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/abhishek26997

📅︎ Apr 16

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Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

We would both be happier if you let me play with your pussy - Day 104

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Apr 19

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The Egyptians held cats in high regard

I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.

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👤︎ u/be4stdoc91

📅︎ Oct 29

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Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Becuse i’m ready to hammer some pussy!

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👤︎ u/afatcatfromsweden

📅︎ Jan 29

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Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why? Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!

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👤︎ u/xXDarkEnergyXx

📅︎ Feb 02

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Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/howareya79

📅︎ Feb 22

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Are you a veterinarian?

Coz my pussy aches for you

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👤︎ u/the_oncoming_doctor

📅︎ Jan 19

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I think this Corona is making me chineseyy

Cuz I'm tempting to eat your pussy

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👤︎ u/LordofSaberra

📅︎ Mar 15

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Are you from Oklahoma?

Because i wanna put that pussy in a coma.

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👤︎ u/Sebbify

📅︎ Feb 22

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I like your pussy, how are you?

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16

📅︎ Jan 02

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They call me the cat whisperer...

Cause I know how to make that pussy cum ;-)

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👤︎ u/McKing_07

📅︎ Sep 02

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I think you should call the PETA asap.

Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)

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👤︎ u/nazagi

📅︎ Sep 26

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Are you a vet? cause...

someone needs to take care of my pussy.

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👤︎ u/Shub_007

📅︎ Aug 24

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I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/indra_pes_legend

📅︎ Jul 09

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Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

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👤︎ u/superboy75

📅︎ Jul 05

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You'll get all the pussy with this one

My penis died can I bury it in u?)

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/childvspuddle69

📅︎ Nov 16

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Is your pussy named Moby Dick?

Cause I would love to harpoon you with my flesh-spear!

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👤︎ u/Icrashith

📅︎ Aug 30

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Have you heard the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat?"

Hi! I'm Curiosity, here to slay that pussy.

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👤︎ u/Peteypablo86

📅︎ Jan 01

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They call me the cat whisperer

Because I know what dat pussy wants!

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👤︎ u/pick_up_genius

📅︎ Mar 09

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Yo gurl! Did you know my dick's name is Whiskas?

Cause I'm gonna feed it to your Pussy.

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👤︎ u/har0ldau

📅︎ Apr 20

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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

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👤︎ u/salingerparadise

📅︎ Mar 20

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My favorite pick up lines

Hey_____ (her name) Wut? Im not Asian but ill still eat ur pussy. Hey_____ (her name) Wut? As long as I have face, you'll have a place to sit. Hey_____ (her name) Wut? My dick just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?

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👤︎ u/Joubin24

📅︎ Aug 11

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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

My pussy is like the weather

Some people call me a pussy

I have a black belt in eating pussy

I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

Your tits are purdy, your pussy is pink

I wanna bomb that pussy

Girl, you look so fine...

Are you a pyromaniac?

What kind of flowers do you like?

“hey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussy”

Hey girl, do you like jalapeños?

I can't buy you gucci or armani,

I hope you have pet insurance...

whats your favorite flower?

Is your pussy the city of Jerusalem

Roses are red, and violets are blue

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

I like my pussy like I like my weed

Do you have a pet insurance?

Was your cat struck by lightning?

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Hey, do you have your cat up for adoption?

My dad always used to call me a pussy, but you know what they say.

Do you have pet insurance?

Hey, i lost my cat :(

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

The Egyptians held cats in high regard

Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Do you have pet insurance?

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Are you a veterinarian?

I think this Corona is making me chineseyy

Are you from Oklahoma?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

They call me the cat whisperer...

I think you should call the PETA asap.

Are you a vet? cause...

I hope you have pet insurance

Do you have pet Insurance

You'll get all the pussy with this one

Is your pussy named Moby Dick?

Have you heard the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat?"

They call me the cat whisperer

Yo gurl! Did you know my dick's name is Whiskas?

Do you have pet insurance?

My favorite pick up lines

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