Ride Pick up lines

The best Ride pick up lines

I must be Kobe Bryant and you must be a helicopter ride in foggy conditions

Because you’ll probably be the death of me 🥺
👤︎ u/Haroldinhoerinho
📅︎ Jan 11
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Did you ride into town on a pony?

Because I wanna Yank-Ye Doodle
👤︎ u/FireyPiranha
📅︎ Nov 06
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i could ride you as good as i ride a bike...

...i do freestyle (idk if this is a pick up line tbh)
👤︎ u/7DeniD
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl are are you a charge?

'cause I could be the electron you ride.
👤︎ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
📅︎ Feb 17
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Damn girl, i might have to buy ya a helmet,

cause i sure wanna teach you how to ride 😉
👤︎ u/respectsheepshaggers
📅︎ Dec 21
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Girl are you a slave ship?

Cus I wanna be chained to you and ride you
👤︎ u/RedditFurryWizard
📅︎ Jan 02
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If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster
👤︎ u/RedditFurryWizard
📅︎ Dec 28
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Ride your girl as much as you ride your bike

Or ride me as much as you ride your bike. Depnds
👤︎ u/bearkaze
📅︎ Jun 19
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roses are red violets are blue

if you were a train i always ride you
👤︎ u/wolfsavioryt
📅︎ Dec 16
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Babe, are u a roller coaster?

Cuz, I think it'll be fun to ride ya
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Nov 25
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You must ride the bus.

Because I want you to get off.
👤︎ u/AlphaMoose117
📅︎ Feb 21
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Um, miss, would you be kind enough to give me a ride?

Just get on all four.
👤︎ u/ankanb96
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey baby, are you a bicycle?

Because I want to ride you
👤︎ u/LeoTheLegend04
📅︎ Oct 21
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Damn girl, are you an escalator?

Cause I want to stay still and enjoy the ride.
👤︎ u/Flappyflans
📅︎ Aug 23
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Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
👤︎ u/Krimson_Klaww
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey boy, are you a horse?

Because I just want to ride you.
👤︎ u/MO_DOK
📅︎ Aug 31
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I don’t care if you don’t have a care

Because I’ll ride anything Edit: I fucking hate autocorrect, it’s CAR not care.
👤︎ u/hey_thereDude
📅︎ Sep 15
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If I were a college or university that offered substantial financial aid...

you could get a full ride 🤓
👤︎ u/RomanOfTheSky
📅︎ Sep 14
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You look like came from a theme park

Bc you are ready for a ride
👤︎ u/TrashPanda_585
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey Baby, are you a rollercoaster?

Cause I’d like to ride you ;)
👤︎ u/KashootYourselfWeeb
📅︎ May 29
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My chinese zodiac is horse

Do you want to ride me?
👤︎ u/chickpet
📅︎ Aug 23
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You know if you need to get off somewhere...

I'd love to pick you up and give you a ride
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 24
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Girl,you can call me uber

Because I will let you ride
👤︎ u/briqan
📅︎ Jun 06
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Hey [persons name], do you want to ride my rocket?

Because it’s launching!
👤︎ u/Razor-Clan
📅︎ Dec 12
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boy, are you a motorbike?

cause i'd love to ride you tonight.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Oct 13
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Are You The Twin Towers?

Because I want to ride myself into you.
👤︎ u/Ya-Square-Boi
📅︎ Mar 27
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Call me a shopping trolley...

Cause give me a pound and I’ll give you a ride
👤︎ u/TomRobzZz
📅︎ Feb 27
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Have you seen a stallion?

Me neither. But I can give you a ride.
👤︎ u/MadTadBit
📅︎ Jan 04
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I bet your like a scram

Fast, dirty and easy to ride.
👤︎ u/kodeineKrazy
📅︎ Oct 23
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Are you a boeing ah 64 apache longbow attack helicopter?

Becuse i wanna take you for a ride!
👤︎ u/afatcatfromsweden
📅︎ Jan 30
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What kind of Uber are you...? 🚓

Long or Short Rides? 😜😍😘💖
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 28
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I'm like a roller coaster

because you can ride me all day long
👤︎ u/Alexm622
📅︎ Feb 06
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Can I be your personal taxi?

I'd love to pick you up and give you a ride
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you a rusty bike?

Because you squeak so much when I ride you
👤︎ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
📅︎ Oct 30
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Are you a rusty bike?

Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you
👤︎ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
📅︎ Oct 31
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Is your name highway?

'Cause I wanna ride it all night long.
👤︎ u/Dutchcate
📅︎ Jul 26
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What kind of Uber are you?

Long or short rides?
👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
📅︎ Oct 24
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Hey girl, need a horse?

Cause’ I’ll let you ride on me all night.
👤︎ u/infinity-69420
📅︎ Oct 02
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If life was a pony ranch...

I would want to ride you
👤︎ u/FishayyMtg
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey girl are you a highway?

‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long
👤︎ u/amoeba953
📅︎ Jan 10
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Are you a Lamborghini

Because I want to ride you
👤︎ u/TuutiFruti
📅︎ Aug 20
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I heard you need a new vehicle..

..You can ride me 🐌
👤︎ u/AngelPon
📅︎ Jun 24
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You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with
👤︎ u/ShytTalkingScrub
📅︎ Jul 08
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Are you into motorcycles?

Because I want you to come ride my hog
👤︎ u/diijonmustard
📅︎ May 01
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Is your name DeLorean

Cos I want to ride you from Time to Time
👤︎ u/ldcroberts
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey baby, are you a roller coaster?

Cause I like to ride you up and down all day!!
👤︎ u/Th3ory33
📅︎ Apr 05
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Are you my dream car?

Cause i wanna ride you since my childhood.
👤︎ u/arish666
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey, can I take you to the Old Town Road?

because I wanna ride until I can’t no more
👤︎ u/staminastamina
📅︎ Mar 17
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Pickup line using lyft

Someone help me with a pickup line using lyft as the subject, I matched on tinder with a girl I gave a lyft ride to haha. Thanks
👤︎ u/blubbaflett
📅︎ Feb 24
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Can you give me what colleges wont?

A full ride
👤︎ u/FilthyMemePapa
📅︎ Dec 11
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What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.
👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you going to be a witch for Halloween?

If so, do you want to come ride my broomstick?
👤︎ u/bradleysm
📅︎ Oct 29
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You remind me of a roller coaster...

You look fun to ride and I’ll be getting off in 30 seconds.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Jun 13
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