Sad Pick up lines

The best Sad pick up lines

Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
👤︎ u/Abhishekpanchal27
📅︎ Feb 20
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
👤︎ u/Palpatine-66
📅︎ Nov 12
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I can remove your sadness,

and I can remove your clothes
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 27
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Don't be sad if you have freckles and shy

To me you're like a stary night sky
👤︎ u/webDreamer420
📅︎ Sep 14
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Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat Her: no it isn’t, silly Me: you are my world
👤︎ u/gnome837
📅︎ May 08
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I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that ass is outta this world.
👤︎ u/darigaaz08
📅︎ Aug 07
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hey girl, are you an old sad memory ?

Coz I can't get you out of my head.
👤︎ u/TNT0008
📅︎ Jan 31
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I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ May 12
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Hey sorry, I just went to get a snack

Sadly it wasn’t as good of one as you
👤︎ u/wasssssssup12
📅︎ May 15
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
👤︎ u/WaterruDoing
📅︎ Oct 17
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If girl say i have a boyfriend

Got to a girl say you're looking pretty If she says thanks i have a boyfriend !!! .. tell her i didn't purpose you but it's really sad to know about your problem
👤︎ u/Iamviin
📅︎ Nov 05
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