Seriously Pick up lines

The best Seriously pick up lines

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey are you the devil

cuz i wanna sell my soul to you (seriously though - what's with me and demonic pick up lines?)
👤︎ u/dragon-or-something
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz
👤︎ u/Cr4pStack93
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey girl, you wanna get married n shit?

No, seriously
👤︎ u/Big_Po_yo
📅︎ Nov 06
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"If your tongue was a popsicle, it would be my favorite flavor"

Just used this one, it seriously works
👤︎ u/MrAwesome9020
📅︎ Jun 25
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