Smoking Pick up lines

The best Smoking pick up lines

I thought smoking here is not allowed

Cuz you are smoking hot
👤︎ u/blackbird_on_weed
📅︎ Dec 03
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Hey girl are you my house

Because you are smoking
👤︎ u/AdministrativeWafer2
📅︎ Dec 08
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Hey is your name California?

Because you look smoking hot to me!!
👤︎ u/Animusprimalv
📅︎ Sep 23
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Is it me or are you smoking

Because you look like notre dame
👤︎ u/sonofzen1
📅︎ Apr 17
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I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.
👤︎ u/naiksunny2
📅︎ Jul 26
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Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot
👤︎ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
📅︎ Jun 05
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Hey girl are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and i want your butt in my mouth.
👤︎ u/priyesh1811
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey are you barbecue?

'cuz you're smoking hot...
👤︎ u/Euphoric_Elixir
📅︎ Jan 26
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Girl are you from Delhi?

Cause you're smoking hot - Day 56 [ replace delhi with any other hot place ]
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 29
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Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because you're smoking
👤︎ u/mrballr69117
📅︎ Mar 10
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Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot
👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
📅︎ Dec 27
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I’d offer you a cigarette

But your smoking hot already
👤︎ u/glm420-69
📅︎ Dec 28
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People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot. I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.
👤︎ u/IAintGotBars
📅︎ Jul 07
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You'll look like a BBQ in this dress

Smoking hot and delicious out of it
👤︎ u/MrGarconSuperMegaTop
📅︎ Dec 13
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Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're obiously smoking (hot)
👤︎ u/I_like-pot8os
📅︎ Oct 14
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!
👤︎ u/joconyc
📅︎ Jun 06
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For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.
👤︎ u/Meme_God3
📅︎ Mar 14
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Did you light a cigarette

Because you are smoking
👤︎ u/vebom
📅︎ Jul 11
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What are you doing here?

It’s a smoke free property and you’re smoking hot
👤︎ u/Yeethrow
📅︎ Feb 04
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Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here" Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking" You're welcome.
👤︎ u/Real_Friendo
📅︎ Dec 14
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
👤︎ u/gingerbuttholelickr
📅︎ Dec 20
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