Snack Pick up lines

The best Snack pick up lines

Damn girl, you're more than just snack

You're a whole char-cutie-rie board
👤︎ u/CDRom11
📅︎ Dec 01
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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one 😉
👤︎ u/subtleshooter
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey, is your name Snack?

Cus I’ll be eatin’ you every night
👤︎ u/Quanguyen
📅︎ Nov 20
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I would take you to the movies

But no outside snacks allowed
👤︎ u/filthyweeb2406
📅︎ Dec 19
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I've run out of quarantine snacks,

Are you available?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 03
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They say eating snacks before bed is bad for you

But damn baby i'd eat you out all night 🥴
👤︎ u/MAYITOOOOO
📅︎ Aug 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you’re a snack.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey do you know “the snack that smiles back”?

Look in the mirror and smile
👤︎ u/Swissball1
📅︎ Jan 19
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Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/undefinedlegacy12
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
👤︎ u/HollowfiedNazgul
📅︎ Sep 21
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I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.
👤︎ u/eliza438
📅︎ Apr 08
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Hey sorry, I just went to get a snack

Sadly it wasn’t as good of one as you
👤︎ u/wasssssssup12
📅︎ May 15
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I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Jan 24
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I would take you to a movie... but

They won’t let you bring your own snack!
👤︎ u/HogHank
📅︎ Oct 11
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I'd take you to the movies

But they don't allow outside snacks.
👤︎ u/swarley365
📅︎ Dec 16
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Do you live in a vending machine? Because you are a snack

First post on reddit!
👤︎ u/snokvogelniest
📅︎ Nov 06
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I’d like to take you to the movies,

but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
👤︎ u/_cracktivist_
📅︎ Nov 14
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception
👤︎ u/Roberto564
📅︎ Sep 19
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I would bring you to the movies but..

They don't allow you to bring snacks ;)
👤︎ u/Dad_on_the_net
📅︎ Feb 19
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you are a snack -Day 2
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Oct 23
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Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?

Cuz you a snack
👤︎ u/One_eggyboi
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/Cattycatgirl
📅︎ Oct 02
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I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.
👤︎ u/psychedelic_joe11
📅︎ Aug 16
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Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack
👤︎ u/wetgeorgie
📅︎ Aug 29
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Are u a vending machine?

Cuz u look like a snack.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 13
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Stolen from Jacksepticeye

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
👤︎ u/Legend-A_P
📅︎ Aug 30
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I wish i could take you to the cinema

but hot snacks from outside are not allowed
👤︎ u/BLACKSIDEKICK
📅︎ Jun 22
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i would ask you to come to the movies with me...

but they have a rule against bringing in snacks
👤︎ u/bivibavin
📅︎ Feb 03
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.
👤︎ u/nampa11
📅︎ Jul 11
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You must be a goldfish...

Cause you a snack that smiles back.
👤︎ u/jrod317
📅︎ Aug 05
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Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?

Because u a snack
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 07
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Being around you is turning me into a cannibal

Because I think you're a SNACK~
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jul 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you a snack.
👤︎ u/perfect_for_u
📅︎ Apr 24
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Damn, am I Jeffrey Dahmer?

Because you're looking like a snack
👤︎ u/GalacticDonut45
📅︎ Jul 27
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I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.
👤︎ u/Duel-shock514
📅︎ May 01
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I would bring you to the movies...

But they won’t let me bring a snack
👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
📅︎ Jan 05
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you are looking like a snack
👤︎ u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz
📅︎ May 13
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I wanted to go see a movie with you

But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Nov 28
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I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks
👤︎ u/crafteacoffee
📅︎ Apr 09
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Did you fall from a vending machine?

Cause your a snack!
👤︎ u/Username6667677
📅︎ Mar 13
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I’d take you to the movies but

They don’t allow snacks in
👤︎ u/GatorsareStrong
📅︎ Sep 17
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They call my dick spare change

Cause I use it for snacks like you
👤︎ u/ZachSom20
📅︎ Nov 03
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HEY GIRL ARE YOU A GOLDFISH?

CUS YOUR A SNACK THAT SMILES BACK
👤︎ u/GUCCIBOYAZXRZ
📅︎ Mar 13
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Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack
👤︎ u/LatinIsADeadLanguage
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey girl can I buy you for 2.99$?

Because you are a hot snack
👤︎ u/-Fraul-
📅︎ May 20
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You know what you and these emojis 🥨🍌🥕🍫🍉 got in common?

They are snacks
👤︎ u/Mr_Doby
📅︎ May 24
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/Yama-k
📅︎ May 21
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Hey girl, are you a piece of shit?

‘Cause you’re lookin’ like a snack.
👤︎ u/gluxeo
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you a Scooby Snack?

Because I would do anything to have you
👤︎ u/Cheesehuman
📅︎ Jan 10
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You belong in the kitchen,

because you be looking like a snack. courtesy of jacksepticeye
👤︎ u/connorclarkee_e
📅︎ May 13
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
👤︎ u/sammylatchers
📅︎ Jul 08
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Girl I would invite you to the movies

But unfortunately they don't let snacks inside
👤︎ u/miyegro
📅︎ Jan 18
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I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack
👤︎ u/sidious256
📅︎ Apr 30
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Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.
👤︎ u/IRONCHEF06
📅︎ Apr 03
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Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.
👤︎ u/tiskaylan2
📅︎ Nov 27
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I would bring you to the movie theater

But they don't allow snacks.
👤︎ u/YaBoiMumen
📅︎ Dec 25
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is your mom a vending machine?

cus' ur looking like a snack
👤︎ u/spoodbanana
📅︎ Oct 31
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Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack
👤︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
📅︎ Feb 23
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did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

because you a snack
👤︎ u/itsjustlucifer
📅︎ Nov 15
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Damn I wish I could take you to the movies.

They don’t let snacks in there
👤︎ u/Bart_avila93
📅︎ Aug 02
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Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack
👤︎ u/DarkAlpha753
📅︎ Feb 27
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Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/heavierbutmormelodic
📅︎ Dec 22
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